Title: Canadian bills laced with cocaine
Category: Misc CDN
Posted By: kitty
Date: 2009-08-18 04:25:43
Canadian

   

So how many bills to I have to sniff to get high?

   

More than it would take you to get Swine flu from them. Money is one of the most filthy items we handle.

   

This should raise the exchange rate. Next time I'm converting into foreign money I'll say "that's all you're giving me? There's a least a few cents worth of coke on this!"

   

Oh...a money "washer" are ya??

   

Well I know I havent contributed to this problem...gave up that shit years ago

   

*sssssnnnnnnnooooorrrrttttttttt* I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the way it smells

   

geez, i have been getting my bills emailed to me, I guess I'll have to switch back.

   

I know 90% of the American Bills have traces of cocaine of them.

Although I have to say Canadian money smells like perfume, and American money smells like sweat.

   

You smell money? thats just weird dude

   

Dude, stop smelling money.

*Edit, Tat beat me to it.

When did I start thinking like Tat?

   

Its was just something I noticed when I opened my wallet

   

Thats a scary place to be dude...you dont want to think like me

   

Just how close do you hold a wallet to your face...you might want to see an optometrist if you need it that close

   

Hey, I didn't have my glasses on, it was dark, and I forgot which colors where for which bills.