Cruise ship captain says he 'tripped' into lifeboat
MacLean @ Thu Jan 19, 2012 10:23 am
saturn_656 saturn_656:
$1:
"I was helping some passengers put the life boat to sea. At a certain point the mechanism for lowering it, blocked. We had to force it. Suddenly the system unblocked itself and I tripped and I found myself inside the life boat with a number of passengers."
Sure you did, Mr. Ismay.
Sounds like something you'd hear from one of those lunatic guests on Maury Povich. I got drunk and sloppy and suddenly I am waking up next to a goat Maury!
This will all make for a magical made for tv movie certainly...haha.
GreenTiger @ Thu Jan 19, 2012 8:34 pm
What is Italian for "Full of Shit"?
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What is Italian for
Freakinoldguy @ Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:03 pm
MacLean MacLean:
saturn_656 saturn_656:
$1:
"I was helping some passengers put the life boat to sea. At a certain point the mechanism for lowering it, blocked. We had to force it. Suddenly the system unblocked itself and I tripped and I found myself inside the life boat with a number of passengers."
Sure you did, Mr. Ismay.
Sounds like something you'd hear from one of those lunatic guests on Maury Povich. I got drunk and sloppy and suddenly I am waking up next to a goat Maury!
This will all make for a magical made for tv movie certainly...haha.
I'd be careful bringing that touchy subject up around here. It's claimed by some, that certain of our members have a proclivity towards that type of thing.
But, like they say...................... no names no pack drill.
SprCForr @ Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:04 pm
martin14 @ Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:13 pm
GreenTiger GreenTiger:
What is Italian for "Full of Shit"?
pieno di merda...
but they dont use it that way..
GreenTiger @ Fri Jan 20, 2012 5:36 am
martin14 martin14:
GreenTiger GreenTiger:
What is Italian for "Full of Shit"?
pieno di merda...
but they dont use it that way..
I'm sure they have an excellent expression to respond to this rather sad excuse.
CDN_PATRIOT @ Sun Jan 22, 2012 6:30 am
OnTheIce OnTheIce:
I hope a fist slips into his face.
That, or a brick.
-J.
Gunnair @ Sun Jan 22, 2012 7:36 am
Freakinoldguy Freakinoldguy:
MacLean MacLean:
Sounds like something you'd hear from one of those lunatic guests on Maury Povich. I got drunk and sloppy and suddenly I am waking up next to a goat Maury!
This will all make for a magical made for tv movie certainly...haha.
I'd be careful bringing that touchy subject up around here. It's claimed by some, that certain of our members have a proclivity towards that type of thing.
But, like they say...................... no names no pack drill.
ahem... the Campbells are coming.... ahem...
ShepherdsDog @ Sun Jan 22, 2012 7:57 am
.....to find out why the goats are birthing retarded offspring that bear a strong resemblance to MacDonald squatters neighbours
EyeBrock @ Sun Jan 22, 2012 11:25 am
Its what you get when you send hotel managers to Sea.
QBall @ Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:30 pm
Looks like the saga isn't dead yet:
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/transcripts-sh ... 28466.html
Italy captain says was told to approach shore: transcripts
Brenda @ Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:38 pm
QBall QBall:
Looks like the saga isn't dead yet:
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/transcripts-sh ... 28466.html
Italy captain says was told to approach shore: transcripts
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/transcripts-sh ... 28466.html
Italy captain says was told to approach shore: transcripts
That was one of the first things that was said (I don't recall if it was by the captain or by other personnel), that he was asked to sail close to shore. Who asked (or order) was not mentioned then.
andyt @ Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:40 pm
Well, presumably his bosses. And it was apparently common practice among the cruise captains.
Brenda @ Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:47 pm
andyt andyt:
Well, presumably his bosses. And it was apparently common practice among the cruise captains.
That's what he says now. Maybe it was one of his cooks.
PostFactum @ Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:58 pm
I was laughing 15 minutes, listening this bullshit 