Dog decides to get his injuries looked at
Newsbot @ Fri Oct 06, 2006 1:37 pm
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<strong>Date: </strong> 2006-10-07 08:45:33
meaden24 @ Fri Oct 06, 2006 1:37 pm
There's a video there too if you didn't already see it.
usababe @ Sat Oct 07, 2006 4:53 pm
some dogs are so smart!
Firecat @ Sat Oct 07, 2006 6:35 pm
$1:
some dogs are so smart!
Maybe so but a cat wouldn't have allowed himself to be hit by a car in the first place.
Firecat pads away with a haughty sneeze, pausing momentarily to sniff an invisible spot on the floor before licking a paw then meandering over to the food bowl, secretly impressed by the dumb old dog showing almost feline brilliance in going to the hospital.
Tricks @ Sat Oct 07, 2006 6:39 pm
*picks off the annoying arrogant little cat and laughs about it later that night*
Firecat @ Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:37 pm
Tricks Tricks:
*picks off the annoying arrogant little cat and laughs about it later that night*
Humph. It was Aristotle, I believe, who famously said : "Laugh it up fuzzball."
Or someone really cool like that
Wait'll you see what I left on your pillow.
DerbyX @ Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:41 pm
Tricks Tricks:
*picks off the annoying arrogant little cat and laughs about it later that night*
Ferret thanks you.
He has your back!
ziggy @ Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:43 pm
Firecat Firecat:
Tricks Tricks:
*picks off the annoying arrogant little cat and laughs about it later that night*
Humph. It was Aristotle, I believe, who famously said : "Laugh it up fuzzball."
Or someone really cool like that
Wait'll you see what I left on your pillow.
Firecat drops his ass on your bed and proceeds to drag it across the sheets and pillowcase's while meowing loudly.
You got worms there firecat?
DerbyX @ Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:46 pm
ziggy ziggy:
Firecat Firecat:
Tricks Tricks:
*picks off the annoying arrogant little cat and laughs about it later that night*
Humph. It was Aristotle, I believe, who famously said : "Laugh it up fuzzball."
Or someone really cool like that
Wait'll you see what I left on your pillow.
Firecat drops his ass on your bed and proceeds to drag it across the sheets and pillowcase's while meowing loudly.
You got worms there firecat?
You are a dog man aren't you?
ziggy @ Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:51 pm
DerbyX DerbyX:
ziggy ziggy:
Firecat Firecat:
Tricks Tricks:
*picks off the annoying arrogant little cat and laughs about it later that night*
Humph. It was Aristotle, I believe, who famously said : "Laugh it up fuzzball."
Or someone really cool like that
Wait'll you see what I left on your pillow.
Firecat drops his ass on your bed and proceeds to drag it across the sheets and pillowcase's while meowing loudly.
You got worms there firecat?
You are a dog man aren't you?
No,and my cat(thunderbelly) was licking his chops when he saw that pic you posted of the rat.
Firecat @ Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:52 pm
DerbyX DerbyX:
ziggy ziggy:
Firecat Firecat:
Tricks Tricks:
*picks off the annoying arrogant little cat and laughs about it later that night*
Humph. It was Aristotle, I believe, who famously said : "Laugh it up fuzzball."
Or someone really cool like that
Wait'll you see what I left on your pillow.
Firecat drops his ass on your bed and proceeds to drag it across the sheets and pillowcase's while meowing loudly.
You got worms there firecat?
You are a dog man aren't you?
Depends how they're cooked.
ziggy @ Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:55 pm
Firecat Firecat:
DerbyX DerbyX:
ziggy ziggy:
Firecat Firecat:
Tricks Tricks:
*picks off the annoying arrogant little cat and laughs about it later that night*
Humph. It was Aristotle, I believe, who famously said : "Laugh it up fuzzball."
Or someone really cool like that
Wait'll you see what I left on your pillow.
Firecat drops his ass on your bed and proceeds to drag it across the sheets and pillowcase's while meowing loudly.
You got worms there firecat?
You are a dog man aren't you?
Depends how they're cooked.
I had a dog once,took him on the construction site and he fell in love with the one eyed packer operator and I havent seen him since.
ziggy @ Sat Oct 07, 2006 8:03 pm
Thunderbelly smells fresh rat. 
Regina @ Sat Oct 07, 2006 8:16 pm
Luca smells fresh Thunderbelly! 
Alta_redneck @ Sat Oct 07, 2006 8:21 pm
Was it just me or did anyone else notice that the dog wasn't very excited to see it's owner or in that fact was the owner to see the dog. No tail waging or even a pat on the head. That dog is just about as smart as this bear.
Black bear has a very sweet tooth
EDMONTON -- He was just after the bear necessities.
A black bear wandered into a grocery store in Peace River, Alta., late Tuesday, with one thing on his mind -- sweets.
"He jumped up into the bakery case, he tested a few things out and he really liked the strawberry mousse," said store night manager Trevor Allen.
Before he found the pastries, the bear spent a few minutes wandering the aisles, apparently doing a little comparison shopping, he said.
The bear got into the 24-hour store simply by walking through the automated doors. There were only a few customers in the store at that time of night.
One customer was slightly injured when he tried to snap a picture of the bear.
"When (the bear) was sitting in the bakery case, this guy came up with a camera phone and he was sticking it right in his face," Allen said.
"The bear ... didn't like that much."
The man received a "superficial wound" to his hand when the bear bit him, said Lyle Fullerton, a spokesman for the Fish and Wildlife service in Peace River. He said it's dangerous to approach a bear, with or without a camera phone for protection.
Since it injured a person, the bear will have to be killed when it's caught, Fullerton said.
Though the store staff thought it was male, Fullerton said he couldn't confirm the sex of the bear.
He said it was probably only one or two years old, but even a young bear can weigh over 100 pounds.
"A 100-pound black bear can do some very serious damage to a human," Fullerton said.
"The individuals that were involved there were extremely lucky that the bear was in a good mood, probably because of all the pies he ate."
He added that it's not uncommon for bears to wander into Peace River to forage for food at this time of year.
The bear devoured about 15 cakes before it had its fill.
Allen had already rushed the other four staff members into a side room for safety, when he saw that the bear was looking to get out.
"I just kinda called at him. He calmly walked over, so I kept calling at him ... and when he saw the doors he just went out."
A trap has been set near the store, but so far the bear hasn't been caught.
Edmonton Journal