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Title: Door To Door Atheists Bother Mormons
Category: Funny
Posted By: DrCaleb
Date: 2010-08-03 08:33:10

   

This man is my hero.

   

Turnabout is fair play.

   

ironically enough, this is so good, i cant help but think..there IS a god

   

Well, At least the Mormons will learn how how irritating these visits can be.

   

This is one of those thing that makes you say, "Wow Its no wonder no one has done this until now." We need if for the JWs out here though.

   

:D

Awesome.

   

No they won't

   

It's all funny as hell until he knocks on the wrong door and some really angry Charlie Church Beck-worshipper gives him both barrels of an over/under shotgun. I agree with him rubbing the churchie's faces in it a bit but it is kind of a reckless thing to do in a country so full of religion-drunk whackjobs.

   

I was gonna say: "Who cares? It's a funny stunt, but as an atheist, I KNOW I'm right. So I'd never take part in something like this simply because I don't give a shit what wrong people believe. I wouldn't waste my time trying to change their minds".

That's what I was going to post. Then I realized that if that yarn were true, I wouldn't be here on CKA.

   

As long as they knock past noon on a weekday.

   

Oh didn't you all know in the church of the antithiest we believe door knocking conversions are best done on a Sunday afternoon right after church so we can destroy people's faith and cause untold misery when their faith is at it's strongest.

I'm being sarcastic of course if that needs to be pointed out.

   

The sad thing is that it wont stop the door knockers, what I hate the most is they try and convert me to their views. I just look at them and say I'm a christian are you? If they say yes I tell em God bless and hope to see them in Heaven. When they try to argue with me and tell me my views are wrong I ask them to show me the passage in the bible not their lil brocher thing. Frustrates them as all get out. I just laugh and shut the door.

   

As all here present know religion is a very improtant part of my life.
But, with that said have a confession to make.
After the third visit on the same day I told these well dressed young men this.

"I am an atheist. Now please never, darken my door again."

   

Put a small RED CROSS with " I am a blood donor" printed underneath, on your front door. Problem solved!

   

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