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Title: Gun store, daycare to become mall neighbours
Category: Misc CDN
Posted By: Strutz
Date: 2012-08-30 08:25:48
Canadian

   

Guns don't kill toddlers. Unlocked guns in a childs hands kill toddlers.

   

"Parents might take their kids out." Good for them, it will free up space for those parents who aren't alarmist assholes.

   

   

What's a daycare doing in a mall?

   

Are they going to force Victoria's Secret to move now? Those toddlers might see a lace thong!

Also, it matters if someone can buy a gun 2 doors down, but it is fine if they can 2 kms away? Then they won't "come in and shoot at the children"? And what about the foamy's you can buy at the OUTDOOR STORE? Are the kids going to be smothered now?

I take it the knives you can buy at Zellers or Walmart (or even the grocery store) are fine?

   

I would be more concerned if they sold lace thongs in toddler size.

   

It might scar the parents!

   

There was a story of a man here in Oshawa, Ontario that walked into a Zellers store, grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed himself in the heart, walking around until he passed out and died.


Stupid parents.

   

Everyone knows how easy it is for toddlers to buy guns. Think of the bloodshed

   

I always thought it's where you go to buy children.

They never have any that can cook or clean or shovel snow, so I figured I already have too many mouths to feed that can't pull their own weight, so I never made an offer on any.

   

And the toddlers might find out the thong is partly to blame for them being born in the first place.

   

A mall is a daycare.

   

It's not really what most of us would consider a "mall".

It's a strip plaza/strip mall with ~10 stores in it.

   

A daycare is a safe place to leave your charges for the day, a place they will not get into any trouble.

I'm not sure if the mall (aka black hole for currency) fits this descriptor.

   

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