Man gets Penis Stuck in Padlock
newfette @ Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:14 am
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Bit of a lock up
A Kent man had to be freed by firemen after getting his penis stuck in a padlock.
The man, in his 50s, turned up at his local fire station in Margate after a sex game went wrong.
He was sent off to hospital, but medics could do nothing. So he returned to the fire station.
The key hole had been superglued so firemen had to use hydraulic cutters to release him.
He was eventually freed after two-and-a-half eye-watering hours.
A pal told The Sun: "God knows what he was up to - but he won't be trying it again in a hurry."
A Kent man had to be freed by firemen after getting his penis stuck in a padlock.
The man, in his 50s, turned up at his local fire station in Margate after a sex game went wrong.
He was sent off to hospital, but medics could do nothing. So he returned to the fire station.
The key hole had been superglued so firemen had to use hydraulic cutters to release him.
He was eventually freed after two-and-a-half eye-watering hours.
A pal told The Sun: "God knows what he was up to - but he won't be trying it again in a hurry."
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2382340.html
all i wanna know is why
Brenda @ Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:30 am
Even that is something I do NOT want to know 
Wullu @ Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:33 am
That gets the award for most original thread title ever..........
newfette @ Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:45 am
and the sad thing is I really didn't make it up...
that the news story i woke up to on the radio this morning
dutchcanada @ Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:24 am
Stuck in a padlock........... he's weird.
Over here there was a similar story, someone was stuck in thumbcuffs (hope thats the right word), with his balls.........
Some dutch people are also weird, i know
crystalsm @ Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:24 am
Ah, the many uses for the jaws of life.
Clogeroo @ Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:26 am
$1:
Some dutch people are also weird, i know
We know we have a few on here.
Brenda @ Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:30 am
Clogeroo Clogeroo:
$1:
Some dutch people are also weird, i know
We know we have a few on here.
Naahhhhh, we're just fun, Clog!
It is YOUR dirty mind that makes my comments weird
Clogeroo @ Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:32 am
$1:
Naahhhhh, we're just fun, Clog! Razz
It is YOUR dirty mind that makes my comments weird
It is YOUR dirty mind that makes my comments weird
Whatever you say that makes you feel better.
stratos @ Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:16 pm
Ok there is kinky then there is kinky then there is OMG what the hell were you thinking. A pad lock on the pennis fits into the OMG section. 
fatbasturd @ Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:17 pm
maybe he wanted to go for a tumble
Tyler_1 @ Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:19 pm
Maybe he thought someone might steal it?
Canadarc @ Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:27 pm
Locked up in a fantasy?
YetiWorld @ Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:34 pm
Save sex?