San Francisco board rebrands 'convicted felon' as 'justice-i
Newsbot @ Thu Aug 22, 2019 9:41 am
Title: San Francisco board rebrands 'convicted felon' as 'justice-involved person,' sanitizes other crime lingo
Category: Law & Order
Posted By: N_Fiddledog
Date: 2019-08-22 07:53:59
Strutz @ Thu Aug 22, 2019 9:41 am
Oh yes, using "nicer" words will make all the difference! Watch the crime rate fall! 
Along that thinking then "drunk driver" could become "person operating a vehicle after consuming a beverage containing alcohol".
"Murderer" could be "person taking population control into their own hands".
How about "person obtaining products without exchanging money for them" instead of shoplifter?
DrCaleb @ Thu Aug 22, 2019 9:46 am
You know articles like this are designed to get you angry, right?
Strutz @ Thu Aug 22, 2019 9:55 am
DrCaleb DrCaleb:
You know articles like this are designed to get you angry, right?
Oh they don't make me angry. I find all this PC stuff rather funny now. That's why I made light of it with other suggested new terminology. Must keep up with the times!
stratos @ Thu Aug 22, 2019 9:56 am
Kind like changing Illegal Immigrants to Migrants
Strutz @ Thu Aug 22, 2019 9:58 am
stratos stratos:
Kind like changing Illegal Immigrants to Migrants
"People who have left a country to go to another without doing all that annoying paperwork"
DrCaleb @ Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:02 am
stratos stratos:
Kind like changing Illegal Immigrants to Migrants
The definition hasn't changed. Just Fox "News" incorrectly uses the terms interchangeably.
llama66 @ Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:03 am
Strutz Strutz:
Oh yes, using "nicer" words will make all the difference! Watch the crime rate fall!
Along that thinking then "drunk driver" could become "person operating a vehicle after consuming a beverage containing alcohol".
"Murderer" could be "person taking population control into their own hands".
How about "person obtaining products without exchanging money for them" instead of shoplifter?
Along that thinking then "drunk driver" could become "person operating a vehicle after consuming a beverage containing alcohol".
"Murderer" could be "person taking population control into their own hands".
How about "person obtaining products without exchanging money for them" instead of shoplifter?
Trademark that shit right now.
N_Fiddledog @ Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:12 am
DrCaleb DrCaleb:
You know articles like this are designed to get you angry, right?
The Progressive Regressives running San Francisco should worry less about giving felons friendlier labels and more about cleaning the shit off their streets if they don't want people to get angry.
Martin15 @ Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:20 am
stratos stratos:
Kind like changing Illegal Immigrants to Migrants
Oh they are undocumented citizens now.
ccga3359 @ Thu Aug 22, 2019 1:32 pm
llama66 llama66:
Strutz Strutz:
Oh yes, using "nicer" words will make all the difference! Watch the crime rate fall!
Along that thinking then "drunk driver" could become "person operating a vehicle after consuming a beverage containing alcohol".
"Murderer" could be "person taking population control into their own hands".
How about "person obtaining products without exchanging money for them" instead of shoplifter?
Along that thinking then "drunk driver" could become "person operating a vehicle after consuming a beverage containing alcohol".
"Murderer" could be "person taking population control into their own hands".
How about "person obtaining products without exchanging money for them" instead of shoplifter?
Trademark that shit right now.
I wouldn't bother trademarking them. I won't plagiarize, I'll merely liberate someone else's words as mine.
raydan @ Thu Aug 22, 2019 1:41 pm
I've re-branded myself as stud-muffin.
PluggyRug @ Thu Aug 22, 2019 5:42 pm
DrCaleb DrCaleb:
You know articles like this are designed to get you angry, right?
By whom?
newz @ Thu Aug 22, 2019 8:35 pm
Henceforth vigilantes shall be know as sanitation engineers.
GreenTiger @ Fri Aug 23, 2019 5:34 am
What PC Snowflake moron came up with that one. Charles Manson was a “justice involved person”? It should have been cadaver along with other “justice involved” low order primates.