I know this is going to sound horrible, but I really want McCain to win, just because Palin would be the funniest VP ever.
Quite obviously you don't remember Dan Quayle.
Just to jog your memory here's a few of his more remarkable quotes:
$1:
I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future.
Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.
What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.
And the list goes on. So, somehow, I don't think anything Sarah Palin might say could ever top the list of gaffes Mr. Quayle spouted while in office.
Unlike his son George H Bush was not an idiot. By placing the most stupid man imaginable (Dan Quayle) as V.P. he motivated his secret service to do their job to the best of their ability. If I was a patriotic American I think I'd prefer a bullet in the head rather than have Quayle as president.