Title: Scorned lovers can name a cockroach after their ex then have it fed to a meerkat
Category: Funny
Posted By: Strutz
Date: 2019-02-10 11:28:19

   

Slimy yet satisfying. Would work best if you name it then you eat it.
That's what Cats do.

   

Doesn’t this kind of petty revenge kind of explain why they’re “ex-es”?

   

Given that there are those out there that are this petty the zoo will likely make a small fortune charging them $15 to do just this. Interesting marketing gimmick eh?

That's why I posted it under "funny"

   

Are you gonna warn me or not?

   

You want a warning?

Hmmm... I haven't done that yet...

Let me play with some of these clicky button things and see what happens...

   

WAIT... don't press the one that says "FIRE".

   

No rush I just kinda wanna be your first.

   

Oh thank you.

   

Now THAT is something I haven't heard for a long time...