Swiss Accidentally Invade Liechtenstein
Clogeroo @ Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:27 pm
$1:
When accidentally invading other countries, it's always best to choose one with no army.
The Swiss are no-one's fools.
The Swiss are no-one's fools.
Neither is Liechtenstein. It would be embarrassing to send an army to go conquer them and will probably be ridiculed for doing so.
Mr_Canada old @ Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:28 pm
Wow, that will be a good story for the children...
"Yeah, I invaded Liechtenstein. Back in the day."
ridenrain ridenrain:
.. and a good exit strategy:
"What? Wrong country? Woops. See ya. "
:lol:
"What? Wrong country? Woops. See ya. "
Europe sounds fun,
BartSimpson @ Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:36 pm
Mr_Canada Mr_Canada:
ROTFL Wow, that will be a good story for the children...
"Yeah, I invaded Liechtenstein. Back in the day."
Europe sounds fun,
"Yeah, I invaded Liechtenstein. Back in the day."
ridenrain ridenrain:
.. and a good exit strategy:
"What? Wrong country? Woops. See ya. "
:lol:"What? Wrong country? Woops. See ya. "
Europe sounds fun,
Yeah, imagine if the platoon leader had realized where he was and then said, "WTF, since we're here anyways..."
Scrappy @ Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:06 pm
So a neutral country envades another country, so where's the out cry from the US haters???????????? I can't hear you.
Mr_Canada old @ Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:24 pm
Scrappy Scrappy:
So a neutral country envades another country, so where's the out cry from the US haters???????????? I can't hear you.
:|
This was an accident.
Mr_Canada old @ Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:24 pm
BartSimpson BartSimpson:
Mr_Canada Mr_Canada:
ROTFL Wow, that will be a good story for the children...
"Yeah, I invaded Liechtenstein. Back in the day."
Europe sounds fun,
"Yeah, I invaded Liechtenstein. Back in the day."
ridenrain ridenrain:
.. and a good exit strategy:
"What? Wrong country? Woops. See ya. "
:lol:"What? Wrong country? Woops. See ya. "
Europe sounds fun,
Yeah, imagine if the platoon leader had realized where he was and then said, "WTF, since we're here anyways..."
Andem @ Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:31 pm
lily lily:
BartSimpson BartSimpson:
Andem Andem:
All of Switzerland's adult male citizens are soldiers in reserve.
You mean they all have machine-guns and assault weapons at home?????
They must be slaughtering each other in the streets like the Wild West! Oh, the horror!!!
Get serious, Bart. They don't have guns and assault weapons, they have knives.
Don't you know anything?
Actually they do have assault rifles at home as well as a sealed package of ammunition.
Mr_Canada old @ Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:01 pm
lily lily:
Yeah, sure they do. That's why we all have Swiss Army Assault Rifles hanging off our key chains.
Mine looks liek that.
Except it also has 4 sizes of mini-Canadian-flags if I'm ever in a patriotic situation....
Arctic_Menace @ Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:21 pm
Now that I know that Lietchenstein doesn't have an army...
I shall soon be the New King!!! 
twister @ Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:33 pm
At least they didn't mistakenly take control of the government, shoot the president and impose Marital law in Error.
I guess it could be worse it could have been Germany... AGAIN... LOL had France accidently invaded, ther soldiers would have immediately surrendered across all of France. And declared allegiance to their lichtenstien overlords..LMAO...LOL
twister @ Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:37 pm
$1:
BartSimpson :
Yeah, imagine if the platoon leader had realized where he was and then said, "WTF, since we're here anyways..."
Yeah, imagine if the platoon leader had realized where he was and then said, "WTF, since we're here anyways..."
Guess the US has used that excuse over the years..LOL
twister @ Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:42 pm
Could be worse than the swiss army knife...itcould be the french army knife:
It come with a cork screw, a butter knife from spreading fromage on the crusty bread, a white flag of surrender and a pen to write the surrender decree for the nation with....LOL
ShepherdsDog @ Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:31 am
No army? You mean the French might actually have a slim chance of coming to a draw if they invaded?
kaetz @ Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:09 am
Andem Andem:
harzer_knaller harzer_knaller:
But I kow something that is way cooler!
A friend of mine is doing his military service in bavaria, near the border to Poland. And a few years ago it happened that polish bandidts came across the Border with Guns and stole the G36 Rifles from the poor Soldiers... that's a trve Story!
A friend of mine is doing his military service in bavaria, near the border to Poland. And a few years ago it happened that polish bandidts came across the Border with Guns and stole the G36 Rifles from the poor Soldiers... that's a trve Story!
Which part of Bavaria shares a border with Poland?
That was my question too!
Andem @ Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:15 pm
I'm not joking. A close friend of mine did his military training and has an assault rifle at home. Pretty much all Swiss adult males are part of the army reserve 