Teen's Murder Defense: I am a Vampire. And a Werewolf
Newsbot @ Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:07 am
Title: Teen's Murder Defense: I am a Vampire. And a Werewolf
Category: Law & Order
Posted By: QBall
Date: 2011-10-03 06:45:27
Bacardi4206 @ Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:07 am
Maybe those zombie apocalypse movies are all wrong, the zombies were all just retarded teens who thought they were zombies after watching a zombie flick. Beware the zombie apocalypse.
Guy_Fawkes @ Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:28 am
Lock em up, Im sure they will do plenty of sucking in prison.
commanderkai @ Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:39 am
Shouldn't he be trying to kill herself. Hell, even Twilight had the Vampire vs. Werewolf hatred. So yeah.
Basically, Fuck you and your Defense.
r_p @ Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:41 am
no problem; pentobarbital and potassium chloride will work on bats and dogs too.
CommanderSock @ Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:54 am
Stake through the heart then?
Dragon-Dancer @ Mon Oct 03, 2011 12:31 pm
A defense otherwise known as "I'm a loon, please treat me as such."
Thanos @ Mon Oct 03, 2011 1:20 pm
"I am a Vampire. And a Werewolf".
And a massive fucktard too.
ShepherdsDog @ Mon Oct 03, 2011 4:53 pm
Charlie Sheen was here.
SprCForr @ Tue Oct 04, 2011 3:30 pm
Vampires would have no rights under the US Constitution. They aren't human.
raydan @ Tue Oct 04, 2011 4:18 pm
SprCForr SprCForr:
Vampires would have no rights under the US Constitution. They aren't human.
Same as corporations???
Well that explains a lot.
SprCForr @ Tue Oct 04, 2011 6:30 pm
Needs sunlight, lot's and lot's of sunlight.
ShepherdsDog @ Tue Oct 04, 2011 6:48 pm
smells like an undead dog.
MaineUSAGuy @ Tue Nov 15, 2011 1:21 pm
He needs to have a stake shoved up his ass and shot with a silver bullet!!!! 
Benn @ Wed Nov 16, 2011 6:40 pm
CommanderSock CommanderSock:
Stake through the heart then?
True, is it really a death sentence if the person is undead?
Tell her that riddle, I bet she becomes sane really fast.