Title: The Breast Is Best! PETA Asks Ben & Jerry's to Dump Dairy and Go With Human Milk Instead
Category: Health
Posted By: FireWire
Date: 2008-09-24 06:39:28
Canadian
Morons.
What are you thinking lily! The oppression of our bovine sisters is more important than feeding infants!
Do they actually have milk banks?
Honestly, animal cruelty is an issue that deserves serious attention, but these idiots have turned it into a farce. It's disgusting.
Its becaused they feel animal rights and human rights are both one in the same.
This is my first News posting through the News engine.... couldn't find my News post to comment on it...
I can see women on their hands and knees being jacked up like cows.... weird image in my head. PETA seems to go wacko these days. I'm wondering who really approved this memo at PETA because those administrative assistants must be rolling their eyes when composing the memo.
Im not to sure about that, I have a feeling if the Red Queen, Ingrid Newkirk, saw them rolling their eyes she would chop of their heads.
does anyone really every pay attention to PETA?
Pamela Anderson does.
And she sure has the ''breasts'' to back it up.
I pay half assed attention to them, more for entertainment then anything else really. They almost always have some sort of nude protest going on, and hippie boobs are just as hot as elitest boobs.
Blonde hears that milk baths are good for the skin.
Leaves note for milkman, asking for 50 quarts next day.
Milkman can't believe it, and comes to the door, so she
explains she is going to take a bath in it.
"OK",he says, "So, what'll it be....Pasteurized ?"
"Nah", she says...just up to my tits...I can splash it in my eyes..."
Wow, human breast milk for ice cream! You'd probably have to start selling your ice cream at $250 per liter to make that viable due to the scarcity of supply of human breast milk (although I'm sure an industry would develop to increase this, in classic Orwellian style) never mind the ick factor.