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Once again: aluminium pie plates and skatelaces for all! Aliens exist, but they're too far away to ever visit.

   

Relax; they're just looking for the good spots to watch shit go down in 2012.

Funny thing is, a UFO is simply any unidentified flying object, but if someone identifies it as an alien spacecraft, it's no longer a UFO.

Here's a thought: stop worrying about all the awful things in the news and go out and live your life with those around you - you'd find that they aren't that bad at all, and the ones that make the news are the exceptions to the rule - that's why it makes the news.

   

Live long and prosper.

   

I think the Aliens are just a big superior race of pranksters and they just like fucking with our minds.

   

Maybe we're really just an ancient penal colony for some alien civilization. We were the psychotic/violent elements they purged from their society long ago, and the UFOs are really just the guards coming around to make sure we haven't figured out a way to escape.

   

I have had a UFO sighting before. Here is the official report.

http://www.nuforc.org/webreports/058/S58382.html

All I have to saw though is that this was a very strange occurrence and it was very creepy to see. When we got out of the car we starred at it and I had the worst chills down my spine I have ever felt.

   

Notice how Good Teeth were not mentioned once in that article? Seems like the British have given up on perpetuating that Lie.

   

Don't need the end of the world to convince me to do that.

   

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