Vancouver to ban doorknobs
Gunnair @ Wed Nov 20, 2013 10:17 pm
Jabberwalker Jabberwalker:
$1:
Fingers are crossed they opt not to chose a Walking Dead extra as the party leader.
... someone from Victoria, you mean?
....or Surrey.
Brenda @ Wed Nov 20, 2013 10:54 pm
Thanos Thanos:
I just ate. I don't want to think at all about Rob Ford's sack.

Me neither. But that was the mental image you gave me.
And his saggy boobs...
Thanks Thanos...
Gunnair Gunnair:
Freakinoldguy Freakinoldguy:
With that done, I'll just keep my mouth shut.

I wouldn't put money n that bet, Lord High Admiral.
Don't you have a ferry service to finish burying? I feel the need to further isolate my Island from the ROC, especially Toronto-By-The-Sea.
I'll get right on that one Your Majesty.
Just more nanny state stuff. Surely it should be optional for home owners !
Thanos Thanos:
I just ate.
You and Rob Ford both
How's that for mental images Brenda?
so where the hell is andy supposed to go now that he`s banned from the GVRD?
Freakinoldguy Freakinoldguy:
Gunnair Gunnair:
Freakinoldguy Freakinoldguy:
With that done, I'll just keep my mouth shut.

I wouldn't put money n that bet, Lord High Admiral.
Don't you have a ferry service to finish burying? I feel the need to further isolate my Island from the ROC, especially Toronto-By-The-Sea.
I'll get right on that one Your Majesty.
![Kiss Ass [kissass]](./images/smilies/kiss_ass.gif)
Please ensure my presidential suite on the Spirit of BC is fully stocked with champagne and college girls. I feel a naughty party coming on.
Oh, and Lord High Admiral, if those college girls turn out to be UVic women's studies PhD students again, there will another divisional interview in Tillers.
FOG`s going to deliver you the bosun`s special, the winner of pig of the port and a jug of varsol
Brenda @ Thu Nov 21, 2013 9:15 am
Unsound Unsound:
Thanos Thanos:
I just ate.
You and Rob Ford both
How's that for mental images Brenda?
Rob Ford ate Thanos??
... would explain lot, wouldn't it?
... the size ... the hallucinations ...
ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
FOG`s going to deliver you the bosun`s special, the winner of pig of the port and a jug of varsol
Sounds like Portland during the Rose Festival.
Gunnair @ Thu Nov 21, 2013 10:05 pm
ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
FOG`s going to deliver you the bosun`s special, the winner of pig of the port and a jug of varsol
Sorry, Pig of the Port tended to be the purview of the stoker's mess.
$1:
Sorry, Pig of the Port tended to be the purview of the stoker's mess.
Freakinoldguy Freakinoldguy:
ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
FOG`s going to deliver you the bosun`s special, the winner of pig of the port and a jug of varsol
Sounds like Portland during the Rose Festival.

The adage of, `if you can`t get laid in Portland` seemed to hold true....if you wanted a case of chlamydia to go along with it. I was always disgusted at how easily the married guys cheated on their wives after only a few days away
$1:
Sorry, Pig of the Port tended to be the purview of the stoker's mess.
Funny that. I remember a PO Clarke, an artificer, hiding in our mess(10 I believe). »He was being pursued by one of the entrants in the contest. He secured the hatch behind him, and wouldn`t let us leave until he was sure she was gone. I being the youngest and most junior OS had to verify the `lady` had in fact left and wasn`t waiting to pounce.
herbie @ Fri Nov 22, 2013 11:29 pm
The old lady read that in the paper.
Vancouver banned doorknobs. I guess you'll never get to move back....