This is just simply too funny
"Sorry officer, global warming made me do it."
Dude, Arctic has a second 'c' in it. It stands for Canada, btw
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“The war is not meant to be won, it is meant to be continuous, the essential act of warfare is the destruction of the produce of human labour”
Damn. Gess mah spall cheker didnt pik it up.
Fixed.
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Shit (gets a hand, and) happens
The Only constant is change
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"When I tell the truth, it is not for the sake of convincinC those who do not know it, but for the sake of defending those that do."
William Blake