Anything 3 Stooges.
The boys rule!
Army of Darkness (shop smart shop S-MART)
Ash: Groovy.
Ash: Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. This... is my BOOMstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel... and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT?!
Borat (Very Nice!)
The Holy Grail ("Tis but a scratch" "A scratch? Your arms off" "It is not" "Then what's that?" "I've had worse" "You lie!" "Come on you Pansy!"..................What are you going to do? Bleed on me?)
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (Like a glove!)
40 Year old Virgin (COCKSUCKER MOTHER FUCKER!......Dude it's ok if you like to fuck guys I got friends who fuck guys...In jail.)
Anchorman ("She's a real Ice queen" "Yeah a real ballbuster" "Hmm I just burnt my tongue."
Half baked (Have you ever sucked dick for Marijuana!?)
Animal House
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Office Space (Red stapler)
Happy Gilmore ("What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods?" "I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family. "
I can't believe you guys forgot the Aristocrats movie! Failures! GAH! All of them are equal in my book.
If I were more bored, I would get videos for all of them. Animal house...you have to hear Dorfman's voice to appreciate it.
I have to say "Tommy Boy"....my all time fav!! Chris Farley ROCKED!
animal house
Baseketball!!!
Genious!
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-Oh, yeah you got a point there.
Airplane! remains the funniest movie ever made. Leslie Neilson at his very best!
"How long until the plane lands?"
"I can't tell."
"No, it's ok, you can tell me, I'm a doctor!"
"No, I mean, I'm not sure."
"Well, can you take a guess?"
"Not for another two hours."
"You can't take a guess for another two hours?"
Plus the whole bit with the kid bitching about Kareem Abdul-Jabar's defense is just hilarious.
Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail..
Me, My self & Irene
"Marry me.......... Bitch!"
Top-Secret
History of the world part one
Any Monty Python film
Airplane
Austin Powers.
Bandits is one of my favourite Bank robber flicks.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off rocks
Liar Liar
The Emporer's New Groove
Ace Ventura 1 & 2 (Didn't see em on the list)