CSI MIAMI FANS
twister @ Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:46 am
The absolute best Horatio one liners......
Fans of CBS's CSI Miami will get a kick out this compilation of the best Horatio Caine (David Caruso) opening scene one liners. The Who can make the dumbest sentence sound cool, especially when you take your glasses off at the same time.
David Caruso as Horatio Caine
twister @ Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:07 am
CSI Miami Drinking Game:
7 Person game put each one of these Seven ideas in a hat each person selects one of the Following.
1) everytime horatio caine arrives to a crime scene in his H2 Hummer take a drink.
2) everytime Caruso puts on his sunglasses take a drink
3) everytime Horatio delivers a stellar one liner take a drink.
4) every time Horatio says.."Okay here's what I want you to do...." take a drink
5) Everytime Horatio makes a sexually provacative move on a co worker.. take a drink.
6) Everytime Horatio snaps to the superman pose "hands on his hips"
take a drink.
7) every time Horatio talks down to someone and he is actually looking at the ground take a drink.
Everyone must consume an entire beverage when the folllowing happens:
Any time horatio reopens a case to get a second look at something consume full beverage.
If Horatio Says anything along the lines of "In Miami we never close... " everyone must consume the entire beverage.
Horatio Draws down on an assaliant or a suspect.. everyone must consume an entire beverage.
Horatio kills the attacker.. every one must consume the entire drink.
Everytime Calleigh Duquesne (emily Proctor) come on screen all Men must Bow and say .. We are not Worthy.. Please solve the case.. All women must say god shes HOT... please show horatio how its done...
Once she solves the case there must be giddy dancing and Giggling.. then the consumption of the entire beverage.
ShepherdsDog @ Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:39 am
How about every time when he talks down to someone he is actually looking at the ground
twister @ Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:42 am
I suppose so but he's always doing that...lol
canucker @ Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:12 am
Notice too, that the show is enveloped in the colours orange and green? Sometimes some blue too. Every scene seems to have a theme of orange and green. Watch for it.
Also, it always seems to be sunset or sunrise.
ShepherdsDog @ Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:31 am
The colours are more vibrant for CSI: Miami and they tend to be blue-grey and washed out for CSI: New York.
Scape @ Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:01 am
twister twister:
6) Everytime Horatio snaps to the superman pose "hands on his hips"
take a drink.
take a drink.
Can't, even thinking about that makes me laugh so much ill get hiccups.
I always called Miami the ham and cheese show with his cheese and the ham acting from that blonde. Then there is the black chick that practically makes love to the corpse, should be a drink every time she says something sexual about the corpse.
Brenda @ Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:59 am
twister twister:
CSI Miami Drinking Game:
7 Person game put each one of these Seven ideas in a hat each person selects one of the Following.
1) everytime horatio caine arrives to a crime scene in his H2 Hummer take a drink.
2) everytime Caruso puts on his sunglasses take a drink
3) everytime Horatio delivers a stellar one liner take a drink.
4) every time Horatio says.."Okay here's what I want you to do...." take a drink
5) Everytime Horatio makes a sexually provacative move on a co worker.. take a drink.
6) Everytime Horatio snaps to the superman pose "hands on his hips"
take a drink.
7) every time Horatio talks down to someone and he is actually looking at the ground take a drink.
Everyone must consume an entire beverage when the folllowing happens:
Any time horatio reopens a case to get a second look at something consume full beverage.
If Horatio Says anything along the lines of "In Miami we never close... " everyone must consume the entire beverage.
Horatio Draws down on an assaliant or a suspect.. everyone must consume an entire beverage.
Horatio kills the attacker.. every one must consume the entire drink.
Everytime Calleigh Duquesne (emily Proctor) come on screen all Men must Bow and say .. We are not Worthy.. Please solve the case.. All women must say god shes HOT... please show horatio how its done...
Once she solves the case there must be giddy dancing and Giggling.. then the consumption of the entire beverage.
7 Person game put each one of these Seven ideas in a hat each person selects one of the Following.
1) everytime horatio caine arrives to a crime scene in his H2 Hummer take a drink.
2) everytime Caruso puts on his sunglasses take a drink
3) everytime Horatio delivers a stellar one liner take a drink.
4) every time Horatio says.."Okay here's what I want you to do...." take a drink
5) Everytime Horatio makes a sexually provacative move on a co worker.. take a drink.
6) Everytime Horatio snaps to the superman pose "hands on his hips"
take a drink.
7) every time Horatio talks down to someone and he is actually looking at the ground take a drink.
Everyone must consume an entire beverage when the folllowing happens:
Any time horatio reopens a case to get a second look at something consume full beverage.
If Horatio Says anything along the lines of "In Miami we never close... " everyone must consume the entire beverage.
Horatio Draws down on an assaliant or a suspect.. everyone must consume an entire beverage.
Horatio kills the attacker.. every one must consume the entire drink.
Everytime Calleigh Duquesne (emily Proctor) come on screen all Men must Bow and say .. We are not Worthy.. Please solve the case.. All women must say god shes HOT... please show horatio how its done...
Once she solves the case there must be giddy dancing and Giggling.. then the consumption of the entire beverage.
We plaid this game. Man, I'm DRUNK!!!!
Ripcat @ Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:07 am
lol twister
Mr_Canada old @ Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:23 am
Maimi? I hate that guy, 
He just iritates me. 
He always takes his glasses off and looks into the sky as iff thinking. Fuck, I hate him.
Sorry.
They should do a CSI: Toronto and a CSI: Montreal...... But hire good actors....
I should try that CSI: Miami Drinking Game, I'll probably die of alcohal poisening, 
hwacker @ Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:56 am
Ah Horatio Caine the Shakespearean cop of Miami.
twister @ Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:18 pm
Scape Scape:
twister twister:
6) Everytime Horatio snaps to the superman pose "hands on his hips"
take a drink.
take a drink.
Can't, even thinking about that makes me laugh so much ill get hiccups.
I always called Miami the ham and cheese show with his cheese and the ham acting from that blonde. Then there is the black chick that practically makes love to the corpse, should be a drink every time she says something sexual about the corpse.
Horatio ( Caruso) is definately the William Shatner of our decade
But the Blonde ( Emily Proctor) is hot so we can forgive her for that ( wow that was sexist)
Khandi Alexander was on News Radio.. God she was great there.. but on CSI Miami....Ya i think she really likes her job a bit too much......
RUEZ @ Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:45 pm
Avro Avro:
CSI sucks.....period.
You suck, CSI Vegas kicks ass.