What is Eurovision you might ask!!!

The Eurovision Song Contest, well it's a really bad cringeworthy song competition which most people in Europe watch for a laugh (Unless you live on mainland Europe and your names Jean-Luc from Paris who takes everything seriously). It has to be one of the worst music competitions in the world, hence I didn't put it in the music section.

Its were a bunch of really bad musicians from all over Europe represent their country with a stupid pop-song (or not). The costumes are stupid, the people from the countries you thought were weird confirm your suspicion, and the music is best described as Eurotrash. Its a good excuse for flag waving and an even better reason not to have the European Union!!!

Imagine if you will there were a competition called Americavision, where a guy from Peru named Pedro sings a song about his Lamas, and you've got a good idea of the type of talent on display in Eurovision!!!

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Yup! The Eurovision Song Contest discovered ABBA and Celine Dion. Ample reason to loathe it!

   

Celine Dion ? I thought she was a Quebecois ? Well not that it matters she probably sang for France anyway!!! Lets face it they ain't exactly known for their musical ability.

   

There's some good French-language music but it sure isn't Celine. She's just awful...

The country she sang for was Switzerland.

   

The Swiss can't make up their minds whether their German, French or Austrian anyway !

I was in France in 1998 during the World Cup, and I swear to God, Bridgett Bardot was in the charts!!!

Vive la Belle France!!!