Two years, eh? It damn well better be worth the wait. And if Jar Jar Binks shows up I want my f*cking money back.
Jar Jar Abrams is directing so you know it's gonna suck. STID was merely his disgusting foreplay up for how he's gonna bend Star Wars over a table and rape it to death. By the time it's over Lucas' Episodes 1 to 3 will look like goddamn Casablanca by comparison.
I hoping for the best. I'm praying they don't fuck this up.
My prediction? LIGHTSABERS FOR EVERYBODY! Going for groceries? Better pack your lightsaber. Want to take a Sunday drive? Make sure you have the lightsaber package on your car!
If there is any reference to Jar-Jar or if Jar-Jar makes an appearance, I cannot and will not be held responsible for my reaction. they assume volenti non fit injuria.
It better be in the vein of the Star Wars I remember... god help them if they fuck this up.
Return of the Ancient, Geriatric Jedis in Walkers
"Use the fo.."
"WHAT?"
"THE FO..."
"WHAT?!?"
"T H E F O R C E!! USE THE FORCE!!!
The only way I'd see it in theaters is if this video was the trailer:
Needs more Sisko though.
And cue the uber-nerds lining up already....
Lost interest after Return of the Jedi. (The original)
ROTJ wasn't even all that good when compared with SW and TESB. Lucas was in full "let's dumb this down so we can sell lots of toys" mode as far back as 1983.
Been lots of comments elsewhere that any new SW movies that aren't an adaptation of the Admiral Thrawn paperbacks from the Expanded Universe setting are a waste of time. The Empire was too huge to be beaten in one shot at Endor, and there had to be lots of competent (if not outright genius commanders like Thrawn was) that would have proven to be an absolute nightmare to the Alliance after Palpatine was killed. Just the regular Star Destroyer fleet alone, if handled properly, could have destroyed the Rebels without needing to fall back on some idiotic waste-of-resources super-weapon like the Death Stars were.
I want to see the Eclipse SSD. That would be AWESOME!!!!