The Conservatives have been having some trouble finding candidates on the East Coast. In Halifax they appointed Rosamond Luke. She didn't run at the riding level, she's a handpicked candidate.
One problem. Rosamond is really a con. In fact she's a two time loser. She's been convicted of uttering threats and breaching an undertaking (whatever that is).
So the Cons had to get the con to withdraw from the race. I'm not sure why they don't get Harper, Strahl and Ritz to withdraw, seeing how the courts found they broke the law three times with their Wheat Board shenanigans, but then Harper, Strahl, and Ritz aren't known for taking responsibility for their actions.
Anyway, if you live in Halifax and want to lose an election, the Conservative Party has an opening for you.
Nothing wrong with ex convicts running for office.. Something about the devil you know comes to mind.
Wait, I though cons voted for the liberals not ran against them.
Or Harper has halitosis, honey. You could even go with Kenney is crooked cretin or Baird bilks beltway beings.
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