Martin Makes His Pitch to Asian Canadian Voters"

Sometimes election campaigns can travel to so many cities and towns in a day it gets hard to remember what time it is or where you are. But Prime Minister Paul Martin appeared to forget what country he was in yesterday. During a series of interviews with Chinese media organizations, Mr. Martin attempted to explain to the interviewer how important the Chinese Canadian community is to the country. In fact, he announced that Canada has geographically moved its borders to be closer to them. "What we really are saying is we're a major Asian country," Mr. Martin told Omni TV, to roars of laughter from the Canadian media watching the interview."

Good thing he has all those Phillipino's driving the boats.

   

   

Yup...I checked the map and there we were right between China and Japan. I think Mr. Martin needs to cut down on the opium intake for a couple of days.

   

well, it could be worse, he could have put us next to the US...

oh wait...we are...