Canada will soon take over the world
fizzy @ Tue May 31, 2005 9:52 am
Everybody knows it, everybody is frightfull of it, but nobody knows when....Canda has the best plan lie dormant and dont start any wars of thier own unlike some of thier neghbors......It wil first send its wave horrible french english speakers, next will come the hockey players, and second will come the ....for my pleasure, I can smell canadas's attack from here...
BartSimpson @ Tue May 31, 2005 10:10 am
Yep. Those nefarious Canadians! 
ziggy @ Tue May 31, 2005 10:17 am
It's true!Canadian world domination
This is what it will look like.
ziggy @ Tue May 31, 2005 10:20 am
BartSimpson @ Tue May 31, 2005 10:57 am
Too funny! Thanks for the laff! 
ziggy @ Tue May 31, 2005 10:59 am
For a good laugh go to their site and read the hate mail. 
Here's a snippet.
$1:
Heys
Yes, Im American, I love my country, and...I feel its the greatest
nation in the world. I sympathise with your cause, though. I do feel
that Canada is made fun of way to much by Americans and the rest of the
world. Its so hard not to though, you have French people, Frozen
Tundra, Monties, and suck up to us Americans all the time!
This is why I am going to give you some advice.
1. Get a military! Right now you guys couldn't beat our border guys
holding pistols. And remember that you are currently protected by the
American Nuclear Shield. So you'll have to break all those arangements.
2. Get your lil dicks out of Britains ass! We did this 200 years ago,
and it does wonders! Dont you realize that you are simply pawns of
Britain! Its stupid! YOU ARE PART OF THE BRITISH COMMONWEALTH! Thats
a joke if you think you'll dominate!
3. Your Economy is piss poor! We have so much of our lucious and
plentifull American dollars in your nation that it is practically the
51st state!
4. DUMP QUEBEC! PLEASE! These french speaking bastards are the one
thing I hate about Canada! Here, our British Daddy gave them the right
to keep there calture and now they act like there big shit! Let them
seperate, conqueror them later! (if you even want that shit hole!)
Now, here are some problems with invading the United States. We have
so many allies. Great Britian would even side with us because they,
like you, suck our dicks too. Another thing is 2000 war ships, 50,000
strategic aircraft. Thousands of Mobile Armor, millions of the worlds
top trained troops, the American Army. Oh, yeah. And 3000 nuclear
warheads.
To conclude this I would like to say that I am very patriotic, like
most Americans, and would fight to the death to keep that flag waving.
That is the reason America is the imperial power of the world. We are
such a strong and connected people that we will die rather then salute
another flag. GIVE ME LIBERTY, OR GIVE ME DEATH! I, my self, have
visited Canada a number of times! I say that I have never met a bad
canadian! Your nation is so pure and pretty! But America, Im sorry, is
much stonger and all around better! IF! by some miracle of GOD you are
able to over power us, come on over to my house and well get something
to eat! GOOD LUCK! You'll need it!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Yes, Im American, I love my country, and...I feel its the greatest
nation in the world. I sympathise with your cause, though. I do feel
that Canada is made fun of way to much by Americans and the rest of the
world. Its so hard not to though, you have French people, Frozen
Tundra, Monties, and suck up to us Americans all the time!
This is why I am going to give you some advice.
1. Get a military! Right now you guys couldn't beat our border guys
holding pistols. And remember that you are currently protected by the
American Nuclear Shield. So you'll have to break all those arangements.
2. Get your lil dicks out of Britains ass! We did this 200 years ago,
and it does wonders! Dont you realize that you are simply pawns of
Britain! Its stupid! YOU ARE PART OF THE BRITISH COMMONWEALTH! Thats
a joke if you think you'll dominate!
3. Your Economy is piss poor! We have so much of our lucious and
plentifull American dollars in your nation that it is practically the
51st state!
4. DUMP QUEBEC! PLEASE! These french speaking bastards are the one
thing I hate about Canada! Here, our British Daddy gave them the right
to keep there calture and now they act like there big shit! Let them
seperate, conqueror them later! (if you even want that shit hole!)
Now, here are some problems with invading the United States. We have
so many allies. Great Britian would even side with us because they,
like you, suck our dicks too. Another thing is 2000 war ships, 50,000
strategic aircraft. Thousands of Mobile Armor, millions of the worlds
top trained troops, the American Army. Oh, yeah. And 3000 nuclear
warheads.
To conclude this I would like to say that I am very patriotic, like
most Americans, and would fight to the death to keep that flag waving.
That is the reason America is the imperial power of the world. We are
such a strong and connected people that we will die rather then salute
another flag. GIVE ME LIBERTY, OR GIVE ME DEATH! I, my self, have
visited Canada a number of times! I say that I have never met a bad
canadian! Your nation is so pure and pretty! But America, Im sorry, is
much stonger and all around better! IF! by some miracle of GOD you are
able to over power us, come on over to my house and well get something
to eat! GOOD LUCK! You'll need it!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
BartSimpson @ Tue May 31, 2005 3:27 pm
Too stinkin' funny. The best humour, though, has an air of truth about it, though. 
And on behalf of America's "publik skool sistim" I apologize for the fellow's reprehensible spelling and grammar. 
The Hoser @ Tue May 31, 2005 3:45 pm
The greatest millitary coup of all time.... lay low for 200 years than just invade somone! No one would expect that...
Oh, and that hate-mail is the funniest shit...
fizzy @ Wed Jun 01, 2005 8:26 am
BartSimpson BartSimpson:
Too funny! Thanks for the laff!
aqutaly arent they french canidians, i am not sure i dont live in Canada,
(my parents wont let me move)
bootlegga @ Wed Jun 01, 2005 8:36 am
That website is sooo funny!
I say we should start by taking over Greenland. I think Denmark is the one country we actually could beat! LMAO!
harzer_knaller @ Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:21 am
Can't Canada take over or annex Germany?
PLEASE!!!
Greeting from Germany!
DerbyX @ Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:51 am
Only if I can have all the jagerschnitzel I can eat.
P.S. I lived in Lahr for 4 years (as a youngerster) and can say that germany was the place where I first tasted that sweet nectar of the gods know as BEER.
Cheers from Canada. ![[BB]](./images/smilies/beers.gif "Beers")
harzer_knaller @ Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:52 am
Jägerschnitzel???
That is definetly not the best meat/steak that you can eat here...
here in Thuringia, where I live, we have a looong "BBQ" tradition, we have so called "Brätel" (similar to a schnitzel, bu tastes much better) and "Thüringer Bratwurst" hmmmm... very very tasty sausage, especially with local mustard....
CamCKA @ Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:09 am
Psssh. You think you Germans have MUSTARD????
Come to France man. discover the real thing.
- CamCKA
FireWire @ Thu Jun 09, 2005 5:54 am
ziggy ziggy:
hey you missed out the Artic!!! Go get them tiger!
