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how did you get to pop goes the weasel from out of the box?

   

I'm from the era when every Jack in the Box played 'Pop Goes the Weasel'.

   

oh ok. I didnt know about this

   

Stick around kid, you'll learn things like why we used to carry a Turnip around with us in the old days.

   

why did you carry turnip

   

Women used to put one on their handbags to attract men. It was a sign that her house had so much food to spare, that they could waste some as decoration. The really well off though would wear a piece of celery on their lapel, because celery was less durable than a turnip and had to be replaced more often.

   

really? thats really interesting

   

Your bullshit detector needs to be tuned better if you are going to hang around here.

   

   

It's all good. I like to play with the new kids, don't take it personally. It's just a social defect I have called 'being an asshole'.

   

lesson learned

   

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