Howdy from the edge of the planet
BiffGuy @ Mon Jul 26, 2004 3:07 pm
I'm an IT worker/writer from the edge of the planet earth, which just happens to be in Canada somewhere to the right of Toronto, depending on which direction you happen to be looking from.
I'm not looking for new friends or meaningful dialogue...just a new place to grope around and steal people's identities for my novels.
If you happen to see yourself in one of my books, I'll deny I wrote the damn thing.
I'll deny I belong to this group.
I'll deny everything.
In fact, I deny having written any of the above. YOU wrote it. I'll prove it...I don't know how to spell Kanida. But you, yes you, spelled it right above.
'Nuff said.
BTW...howdy.
BiffGuy
www.biffmitchell.com
Canadaka @ Mon Jul 26, 2004 5:03 pm
welcome to the site 
BiffGuy @ Mon Jul 26, 2004 5:55 pm
Why is my mother wearing Canadian flags on her breasts?
I deny having written this. Some damn Canadian wrote it. Some damn Canadian took a picture of my mother wearing Canadian flags on her breasts.
I'm suing Canada!
...and then I'm going to have dinner.
Biff
Silence says it all.
Canadaka @ Mon Jul 26, 2004 8:50 pm
Biff your one weird guy, i like it.
QBC @ Mon Jul 26, 2004 9:15 pm
I didn't know the edge of the earth was just right of TO? Huh, ya learn something new everyday
BiffGuy @ Tue Jul 27, 2004 11:58 am
If you think I'm weird, you should meet my paper mache fish, Betts. Makes me look normal.
Biff
Silence says it all.
www.biffmitchell.com
BiffGuy @ Tue Jul 27, 2004 12:03 pm
...which puts TO just left of the edge of the planet. And that, my friend, is exactly why luck left the Leafs.