Oh, a new and exciting way to serve spam!

   

I'd be much more palatable with paragraphs.

   

Dear Maria Joan,

Before I welcome you, I have to figure out where you are on the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal. For that, I need you to send me a picture of yourself, preferably a bikini shot... lingerie would be good too.

Thanks in advance,
Raydan

   

You would?