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Shortly the wife and I are going to be making the beast with two backs, the hokey-pokey, the nasty, the wonderful thing, love lolygag ect... its so wonderful to be married to a great woman so that you never need to go to the bars and hope to get luckey.. All I have to do is go home and I score....LMAO... Also a monagamous relationship has the advantage of never having to worry about catching something ....All those who are still single.. find some one that you can love for the rest of your life and stick with it,,, being married to the most wonderfull woman in the world is very satisfying. to come home ever day to some one who loves you dearly, is the most wonderful feeling you can ever have,,,Also you save as ton of money buying beers for girls you HOPE might sleep with you... LOL


I advocate marriage... its a wonderfull situation I guarantee

   

Caught surfin porn again Huh?

   

Nope none of the above.. I even buy her roses for no reason,,,, Thats the kind of relationship we have....

   

This is my second marriage... I lost my first wife to cancer and vowed to never marry again.....until i met Katherine... she saved my life... I was on a self destruct course until we met... and then everything changed after that.. She makes me feel like a man, and treats me sooo good... Unless you are married I dont think you would understand.. Im sure the married guys here know of what I speak..... She keeps a clean house.. when I get home from work no matter what time. a good meal is waiting for me... we are best friends, lovers, buddies, chums, confidants.... what more could a person want????

   

maybe eating the pie LMAO

   

Your wife can't be your best friend. There are times where a man has to turn to his best friend and say 'What, are you fucking retarted?' and you just don't say that to the wife O_O

   

Why would you say that to your best friend in the first place?

   

What if he says somthing incredibly stupid? Like 'Go Leafs!'? or 'This new music is really tight.'?

   

I'd say GO LEAFS GO!! with him and then I'd go....huh?

   

Because sometimes that's what friends need to hear. You don't stand by and let friends do stupid things that could hurt themselves or others (unless you have a video camera and it looks like the stupid act may generate a few laughs later).

   

Some people could learn something from RH

   

I'm a little slow, was that a hint? Here's one back.

   

What the hell are you talking about?

Oh and RH... are you sure that everytime you come home, your wife will be waiting naked as the day... uh how does that go...?

In any case, congrats, and don't kick my ass.

   

Then if your best friend does stupid things like that then I don't think I would want to be his/her friend.

   

Don't worry son, you're not meant to be in the loop.

   

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