CANADA DAY!!! - Page 4

see, this is why I love guys so much. You guys are so funny when it comes to fighting over a girl.. :lol:

I bet AM is off looking for another lame picture to make me look less evil. But I am so evil that he will never find A picture to belittle my evilness! Embiggen. MWAHAHA! Yeah... I wen't there.

yeah, it's ok though. It sounded cute. But...I think I'm gonna go eat a hot dog... (vegetarian of course :wink:

) and my dog wants to be where I am (which is in my mom's room) and he's chewing up her shoes and clothes! so I might think about coming on here later, but I'll definitely come back tomorrow mornig. Bye bye! :wink:

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Monday, July 1, 2002 10:48 AM

Today is Canada Day.

I’d like to wish everyone a nice Canada Day.

Sadly, no one knows what Canada Day is for. Was it Confederation status in the British North America Act of 1867? Was it Dominion status, (in the 1930’s?)? Was it when the Queen in 1980-something granted Canada a constitution? If it was Confederation status, does that mean that Canadians today are celebrating the heroic efforts of British Members of Parliament struggling under the burden of extremely heavy sheets of paper on an otherwise warm afternoon in London?

Whatever. Every country has a day, and this is Canada’s.

I plan on going among my fellow Canadians today, and celebrating the day in the traditional fashion, driving onto the QEW and spending the heart of the afternoon there on the world-record-holding, 102-mile-long, six lane parking lot. I’ll be out there in bumper-to-bumper traffic in the middle of absolutely friggin’ nowhere for several hours, burning gas, wearing out my brake pads, getting sweaty and vaguely ill. And I’ll remember the noble visionaries, the London barristers, the Winnipeg land-jobbers, and most of all, the Toronto railroad tycoons, who all thought that this country called Canada looked plausible on paper.

And if this brief plea is ever read by the good citizens of Ontario, please think of me and strap a copy of Dante’s Inferno to your rear bumper so I’ll at least have something to read.

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well this forum was about what ur doing canada day, but oh well, hockeybabe, you should come on over to New Brunswick sometime, and party! Lots goin on here this Canada Day. Everyones Invited!

Sweet! I'll try! Maybe I'll take a boat... :wink:

and we did talk about what we're doing on Canada Day. Arky and T-man were arguing over who gets to f*** me on Canada Day, but they both lost heheh! :lol:

because I have a boyfriend. I just like to tease online. Nothing serious here. :wink:

It's girls like you who get us boys in so much trouble

yeah, but those girls are worth it in the end.

and oh do I ever love messing with guys like you.. :twisted:

loll

haha, I love it that way!

Not if you have a girlfriend
Or if you know she has a boyfriend...

And HockeyBabe: don't tell any of your girlfriends this, but guys like being messed with :-D