Christmas wish list!
Hester @ Wed Oct 26, 2005 6:04 pm
I can barely swim - so that couldn't be me.
More likely: I would slip and lose some teeth; or
Jump and miss the tub completely.
Crabbypants Crabbypants:
You know, I'm mighty sick and tired of cleaning this goddamn fish tank. This one-eyed goldfish is now 4 yrs old...other peoples fish die in a timely manner, why can't this filthy little bugger?
Help me out here, Santa.
Update: I cleaned the tank but poor old Goldie hasn't adjusted very well. He wouldn't eat today and now seems to having trouble keeping an even keel...he's laying in the corner of the tank...
I feel like an absolute turd.
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Hester's Christmas wish