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that's odd then..
I'm usually into boy things
I fart in your general direction.
eeeeh,if elected mayor,my first act will be to kill the lot of ye!and burn your town to cinders!
But I'm not dead yet !!!
“I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.”
Amazing, they can't remember to put a toilet seat down, when your birthday is, what you said five minutes ago. Yet every word of Monty Python not a freaking problem
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