Hitler was a muslim
Seagram @ Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:52 pm
I keep reading about all these muslims that compare everything and everyone western to Hitler. That got me to thinking about how they never found Hitler's body. This train of thought lead me to an astounding revelation................Hitler was a muslim. Think about it, the armies of the world are closing in on him so what does he do? He runs back to the desert where he can hide and live high on the hog with monies stolen from the Jews. I mean; all know that the muslims hate the Jews, so a quick plane ride and boom he is welcomed with open arms. Yes the more I think about it the more it makes sense, Hitler was a muslim.
newfette @ Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:03 pm
please tell me you're kidding...
Zipperfish @ Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:03 pm
Obviously spoiling for that inaugural tinfoil hat award.
In a shameless bit of self-promotion, a tinfoil hat figures prominently in my story currently out in On Spec magazine (in better magazine and bookstores in Canada). Does that count as spam? Sorry.
newfette @ Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:06 pm
damn you beat me to it.. I was just going to my kitchen to fetch the tinfoil first
sandorski @ Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:34 pm
Your ideas intrigue me, please sign me up for your Newsletter.
Tricks @ Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:41 pm
I think you're bat shit crazy.
JustKate @ Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:46 pm
I will agree that Hitler was a fanatic like some muslims. That's as far as I will go with this. 
BartSimpson @ Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:53 pm
Zipperfish Zipperfish:
Obviously spoiling for that inaugural tinfoil hat award.
In a shameless bit of self-promotion, a tinfoil hat figures prominently in my story currently out in On Spec magazine (in better magazine and bookstores in Canada). Does that count as spam? Sorry.
In a shameless bit of self-promotion, a tinfoil hat figures prominently in my story currently out in On Spec magazine (in better magazine and bookstores in Canada). Does that count as spam? Sorry.
You forgot to include the self-aggrandizing link to qualify you for being a link whore.
So, please, allow me: http://www.onspec.ca/
And US customers can order it off of PayPal - I did!
BartSimpson @ Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:57 pm
Seagram Seagram:
I keep reading about all these muslims that compare everything and everyone western to Hitler. That got me to thinking about how they never found Hitler's body. This train of thought lead me to an astounding revelation................Hitler was a muslim. Think about it, the armies of the world are closing in on him so what does he do? He runs back to the desert where he can hide and live high on the hog with monies stolen from the Jews. I mean; all know that the muslims hate the Jews, so a quick plane ride and boom he is welcomed with open arms. Yes the more I think about it the more it makes sense, Hitler was a muslim.
This is good stuff. We really need to run with this and start a whole internet hoax around it. NetAbuser could gin up some pix of Addi and the mullahs hanging around the bar in Mecca and throwing darts at a Jew and maybe we could even gin up a neat little graphic that morphs a swastika into a crescent the same way the muzzies did using a swastika that morphed into a Magen David.
At the very least, we can all link to this thread as "proof" when we're making factless arguments on other forums.
sasquatch2 @ Sat Jul 21, 2007 4:17 pm
Bart Simpson
$1:
This is good stuff. We really need to run with this and start a whole internet hoax around it. NetAbuser could gin up some pix of Addi and the mullahs hanging around the bar in Mecca and throwing darts at a Jew and maybe we could even gin up a neat little graphic that morphs a swastika into a crescent the same way the muzzies did using a swastika that morphed into a Magen David.
At the very least, we can all link to this thread as "proof" when we're making factless arguments on other forums.
At the very least, we can all link to this thread as "proof" when we're making factless arguments on other forums.
HHHHHEEEEYYYYYYYYYY now there's a plan. Maybe we could also organize some concerts.....do a documentary...........
..............declare a consensus...........
Mr_Canada old @ Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:27 pm
Hitler was as much of a Muslim as I am a Hab Fan.
No.
xerxes @ Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:48 pm
This doesn't deserve the Tinfoil Medal, it deserves the dunce cap medal.