Correct. He will.

I don't know that they'll go to jail... What IS sentence for gluing his dick to his leg?

I hope they took pics.

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* I know how to please a woman. ...then please leave me alone
* You look like a dream. ...go back to sleep.
* What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? ...what's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
* I can tell that you want me. ...yes, I want you to leave.
* I'd go through anything for you. ...let's start with your bank account.
* May I have the last dance? ...you've just had it.
* Your place or mine? ...both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine.
* Your body is like a temple. ...sorry, there are no services today.
* Is this seat empty? ...yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
* Haven't I seen you someplace before? ...yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

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During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.

"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.

It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it comes time for the groom's vows, the pastor looks the young man in the eye and says:

"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes."

The groom leaned toward the pastor and hissed, "I thought we had a deal."

The pastor put the $100 bill into his hand and whispered back, "She made me a much better offer."

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One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple...

... and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he said, "Excuse me God, can I ask you a few questions?"

God replied, "Go on Adam but be quick. I have a world to create."

So Adam says, "When you created Eve, why did you make her body so curved and tender unlike mine?"

"I did that, Adam, so that you could love her."

"Oh, well then, why did you give her long, shiny, beautiful hair, and not me?"

"I did that Adam so that you could love her."

"Oh, well then, why did you make her so stupid? Certainly not so that I could love her?"

"Well, Adam no. I did that so that she could love you."

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Not for the glue part... the held against is will part.

and for the pics... are you looking for ideas

A man held against his will... Not so sure that'll stand up in court.


No, no ideas! I don't think I'll need any of those for quite a while.

Correct. He will.

I don't know that they'll go to jail... What IS sentence for gluing his dick to his leg?

I hope they took pics.

.... Ya know, I could understand doing that to a physically abusive bastard but to do it for cheating?

As someone mentioned before, how many of you ladies would think it was funny if it was a woman that got her kootchie glued shut cuz she was a cheater?
His wife could have just as easily set it up to show he was a cheater by making the same arrangement but took pictures of his infidelity instead, and been able to fleece the hell out of him in court.

Yet, she was the one who did the entrapment. IMO, they all had a part to play in this little vengance conspiracy of theirs.

If she simply divorced the jerk, she would have been able to get half his stuff... but now he might actually have some sort of case to fight against that due to this stunt.

Now she may not just lose out on that chance of getting a decent divorce settlement, but her and the other women could end up in jail.

Karma's a Bi'atch.

Added:

Oh, and based on the report and charges, it sounds like she directly participated, physically, as she's getting the most charges, while the other two are being charged with only one thing.

Ms. Ziemann's husband answered the telephone at their home and declined comment. There was no telephone listing for Ms. Belliveau.

You want to talk about double standards:


http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/women-stuck-it-to-serial-cheater-in-lovers-quadrangle-court-told/article1241503/
I guess cheating is only wrong when men do it.

.....Now it's the women who face punishment, perhaps six years in prison, and at least one said the story has gotten twisted and she's embarrassed.

"I am disturbed. I am upset. I am having a hard time handling life; an emotional wreck," Wendy Sewell, 43, of Kaukauna, said in a telephone interview from her home. "I am ashamed."....

But the girls are probably going to jail... not him

How are people supporting this? What the fuck is wrong with you people?