1 151 939 2164 is calling about a Microsoft issue. A simple 'Chung my lorda, lagoo tanoo korda.' Works wonders.
'Chung my lorda, lagoo tanoo korda.'
You got me. What is that? Best guess would be you're speaking Somali.
Ever seen this one though?
Phone Number Lookup:
https://800notes.com/
The one I get the most lately is the heavy accent claiming he's a focus group but it turns out he's wanting to buy Canadian property.
Then there's the heavy accents that tell me I won a big prize.
I had a good conversation with a variation on one of the last type.
Ring ring...
Me: Hello.
Nigerian Prince: Somebody call you to tell you, you win big prize?
Me: Yeah, apparently I won a million dollars or something. I told him he could keep it. Why? Doesn't he want it? Tell you what...you keep it.
Smart-ass Nigerian: I already rich.
Me: Yeah, I think we both know how you got rich. Click.
It's a Punjabi rhyme.
You look at your landline phone when it rings, the name is all gibberish characters, the caller's area code or exchange number starts with a "1"....
As if!.................
it stops after TWO rings....
Wondering why I even still have a landline. Other than the portion of the bill is negligible compared to the Internet and cellular parts....
No phone, no phone scams... simple enough.
But how am I supposed to know when I win a free Marott vacation if I don't have a phone?
OLD PEOPLE.
So you service their computer and tell them NEVER AGAIN respond to those phone calls and if something pops up on their computer it's a fake web page, call and I'll walk them through how to reset the browser.
Five days later, that's exactly what they do.
As I'm working the guy tells me how clever he was telling the guy with the foreign accent he thought he wasn't paying a goddam red cent. Ha ha!
That was after HE NEVER LET THEM ON HIS COMPUTER - Logmein just appeared magically on his desktop, he was locked into a reboot loop and couldn't access his apps or files. Windows 10 does that all by itself, right? It's because his antivirus wasn't good enough, right? It's that goddam Telus that lets hackers into your computer, right?
And these guys wanted $499 US to fix it, the scum.
What? You want $75 cuz you fixed it? It only took you 2 days who do you think you are a fucking dentist?
Here's something topical...
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/23/busi ... sions.html
"With stiff sentences for 21 conspirators last week in the United States and a round of indictments in India, the Justice Department says it has broken up what appeared to be the nation’s first large-scale, multinational telephone fraud operation."
Just read how the scammers faked the caller ID of the Richmond PD, told a girl her Dad was in jail and she had to bail him out with several thousand dollars worth of Google Play cards.
Which she did.
There's no cure for stupid...
http://www.canadaka.net/news/105951-24- ... escam-case
"No." followed by an awkward silence usually works for me.
"No. I can not afford it. I am broke." tends to mess up the flow chart leading to more awkward silence.
I like to get personal. "Does your mother know you bully people and steal their money?"