So what do you think about the common house cat???
Robair @ Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:10 am
lily lily:
My cat broke her leg that way.
I'm sure glad my Dad is nicer than you.
I'm sure glad my Dad is nicer than you.
Well, when some of the cats insides are on its outside you do what you gotta do. Not enjoyable, believe me,
I like cats. They are all kins of fun to annoy,
rockymountainrider @ Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:36 am
lily lily:
My ex is allergic to cats, and you wouldn't believe how many people asked me when I was getting a kitty when they found out we split. (I'm an avowed cat-lover) Trouble is.... I've acquired a lovebird and a couple of hamsters in the meantime.
Kitty paradise!
Kitty paradise!
Apparently the smell of a hamster in a home is also supposed to drive the mice away. I would figure that since most hamsters I've come in contact with have a highly developed taste for blood, (mine), that they are carnivors as well and higher up the food chain than mice.
My folks had a cat when I was younger than five and I remember that black beast from hell. It outweighed me and could leap the length of the living room to pounce on my back while I watched Sesame Street.
I still have the scars on my belly from when I figured it would be good to have Mickey in the bathtub with me...
It's a wonder I survived my childhood with ideas like that.
ShepherdsDog @ Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:45 am
by Weird Al Yankovic(to the tune of the cats in the Cradle)
$1:
Did you ever think when you eat chinese
It ain't pork or chicken but a fat siamese?
Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain
But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein
Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork
But Garfield's on my fork
He's purrin' here on my fork
(chorus)
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon
They can feed you cat and you'll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough boys
They fry it real crisp in dough.
Chow Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was diallin' up his buddy at the old pet store
I said "Not today, I lost my appetite"
There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight.
I was suckin on a roll-aid and a tums or two
When I swear I heard it mew boy
And that is when I knew
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eating there at noon
They say that it's beef or fish or pork
But it's purrin there on my fork
There's a hairball on my fork
It ain't pork or chicken but a fat siamese?
Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain
But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein
Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork
But Garfield's on my fork
He's purrin' here on my fork
(chorus)
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon
They can feed you cat and you'll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough boys
They fry it real crisp in dough.
Chow Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was diallin' up his buddy at the old pet store
I said "Not today, I lost my appetite"
There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight.
I was suckin on a roll-aid and a tums or two
When I swear I heard it mew boy
And that is when I knew
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eating there at noon
They say that it's beef or fish or pork
But it's purrin there on my fork
There's a hairball on my fork
Makes you pause as you chow down on your chow mein.
tune
LittleBastard @ Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:50 am
rockymountainrider rockymountainrider:
I still have the scars on my belly from when I figured it would be good to have Mickey in the bathtub with me...
It's a wonder I survived my childhood with ideas like that.
It's a wonder I survived my childhood with ideas like that.
Yeh... it's amazing how those f*cking claws can hurt!? My in-laws have two cats... one with claws and one without. I love playing with the declawed cat and having him bat at me with his bare paws. A couple of times I forgot which one I was playing with (because they look almost exactly the same) and WHACK!!!
A little blood, a little pain and a few band-aids!
rockymountainrider @ Wed Sep 14, 2005 10:16 am
That's why FARKers kill kittens 
figfarmer @ Wed Sep 14, 2005 11:51 am
the days when I was the only person in town who seemed to be capable of extricating and finishing off those accordian cats that had been mangled in car fans.
Blue_Nose @ Wed Sep 14, 2005 12:22 pm
Ripcat @ Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:41 pm
ridenrain ridenrain:
Inventor turns dead cats into diesel
A German inventor says he's found a way to make cheap diesel fuel out of dead cats.
Dr Christian Koch, 55, from Kleinhartmannsdorf, said his method uses old tyres, weeds and animal cadavers.
link
A German inventor says he's found a way to make cheap diesel fuel out of dead cats.
Dr Christian Koch, 55, from Kleinhartmannsdorf, said his method uses old tyres, weeds and animal cadavers.
link
What kind of mileage can I get if I use raccoons?
HockeyBabe @ Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:44 pm
you know, if they die a natural death, the fuel works longer... 
Ripcat @ Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:48 pm
HockeyBabe HockeyBabe:
you know, if they die a natural death, the fuel works longer...
That would make it easier to pick up the carcass. Scraping coon up from 2 lanes of highway can be time consuming.
HockeyBabe @ Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:50 pm
mmm k....
Ripcat @ Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:26 pm
I was thinking about people fighting over the 'cleanest' roadkill. Is it dead or just sleeping on the side of the road? Damn raccoons will sleep anywhere. 
Cats are definitely harder to run over. They are much quicker and don't usually turn back into the path of your car when caught in the headlights.
I'd have to pack a chainsaw for the deer.
figfarmer @ Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:12 pm
Don't wanna waste that hamburger.
ShepherdsDog @ Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:57 pm
it's already been tenderized.
Hester @ Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:10 pm
Gotta be careful:
You could try these:
