Ten Things I Hate About Liberals

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grainfedprairieboy @ Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:43 pm

Arctic_Menace Arctic_Menace:

Number 10, debunked.

Yep, and you can sit in your garage and call yourself a car too....still doesn't make it so.

Arctic_Menace Arctic_Menace:

GFPB, reference to other posts that Cons have made, I have laughed. I just don't laugh at attempts like yours...

tritium tritium:

6. Liberals make extremely intemperate remarks, while holding conservatives to a standard of politeness so stringent as to make Emily Post squirm with anxiety.

RUEZ @ Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:49 pm

lily lily:

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10. Liberals have absolutely no sense of humor. They never laugh -- they only smirk.

RoyalHighlander, figfarmer, fatbasturd, Chopper, lily, Arctic_Menace, canadian1971, Erinites, Hester, NetAbuser, The Hoser, ShepherdsDog....

How many are libs?

That list is tainted, figfarmer is not funny.

grainfedprairieboy @ Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:52 pm

lily lily:

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10. Liberals have absolutely no sense of humor. They never laugh -- they only smirk.

RoyalHighlander, figfarmer, fatbasturd, Chopper, lily, Arctic_Menace, canadian1971, Erinites, Hester, NetAbuser, The Hoser, ShepherdsDog....

How many are libs?

All except RH and Shep I believe.

Arctic_Menace @ Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:52 pm

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6. Liberals make extremely intemperate remarks, while holding conservatives to a standard of politeness so stringent as to make Emily Post squirm with anxiety.

Kind of calling the kettle black with this one? If you're going to use that list as a guide to live by(the same way as Biblical_Chirstian and his Bible), then I suggest actually following it, instead of just throwing it around.

Arctic_Menace @ Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:53 pm

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All except RH and Shep I believe.

And I'm pretty sure we all laugh.

grainfedprairieboy @ Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:57 pm

Arctic_Menace Arctic_Menace:

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6. Liberals make extremely intemperate remarks, while holding conservatives to a standard of politeness so stringent as to make Emily Post squirm with anxiety.

tritium tritium:

1. Liberals invariably charge their critics with the straw man fallacy, no matter how tight the fit between the criticism and the words and deeds of real liberals.

OK, lighten up already.

BTW, I'm still waiting on the mystery of C71?

camerontech @ Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:00 pm

lily lily:

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4. Liberals complain incessantly that conservatives don't know or understand them yet have never spent more than five minutes listening to conservatives or reading their works.

8. Liberals are boring, since all they ever have to say is "yada, yada, yada, yada,..." [Sorry, I stopped listening after the second 'yada'.]

I'm smirking.

I laughed at that too, I was wondering if anyone else was going to notice :wink:

Arctic_Menace @ Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:58 pm

I'm bracing for C71's arrival. Fricken Newfs and older women... :roll:

:wink:

Mr_Canada old @ Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:36 am

How I rate on GFPB's very Conservative view of the Libs.

grainfedprairieboy grainfedprairieboy:

# If you think the answer to ANY crime, infraction, or injustice is counseling.

No.

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# If you think the criminal has more rights than the police who arrest this criminal, unless the crime is sexual harassment, or racism.

AHAHA, no.

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# If you use the term 'open-minded' and don't care that it can't be defined in absolute terms.

*cough* Yeah, and...?

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# If you think only white people can be racist.

FUCK no. But I am tired of people who do think that. A black man can rip up white people all he wants on the Comedy Channel, but if a White person says anything bad about a black person.... Oh, You racist pig you.

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# If you think that teenager's sexual behavior is uncontrollable, but hardened violent criminals should be released on parole after serving a cut sentence in a "correctional institution".

No. I believe parole shouldn't even fucking exist. Throw the criminal in a Cold Hard prision, Freedom a distant memory, a dream.

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# If you think that the Constitution is a living document and should be changed but the writings of Karl Marx are "written in stone".

Well, the latter is true and the former should also become "written in stone".

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# If you think burning the Canadian flag should be Constitutionally protected but burning a cross should be outlawed.

Uh no.... Infact, the opposite. *burns a cross* I respect the freedom to burn a Canadian Flag. but I wouldn't mind tossing that bit of freedom that pisses me off.

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# If you think that tax cuts hurt poor people and are uncompassionate but taking 30% from their paychecks is compassionate

Opposite.

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# If your idea of hell is having to mind your own business and not meddle in other people's lives.

:roll:

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# If you believe that posting the "Ten Commandments" in schools will hurt the children, but putting "Heather Has Two Mommies" or "Ask Alice" won't.

Yes.

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# if you think that conservatives have no sense of humor then shudder at the idea of a Chretien joke.

I love Cretien jokes.

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# If you believe that Columbus is a mean-spirit bringer of genocide, and never should have explored to the new world, which meant that no one would have religious or taxation freedom whatsoever.

ROTFL

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# If you don't want the Christian Right imposing their morality on you, but you want to impose big government on everyone else because they won't do the right thing.

Yep.

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# If you can actually believe everyone around Paul Martin is lying, but Paul Martin himself is telling the truth.

No.

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# If you think that the only acceptable hate crime is Christian bashing.

And American bashing and All Religion bashing....

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# If you think that people need to be punished for good choices and rewarded for bad ones.

No, and yes, in certian contexts.

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# You're a liberal if you think what Hitler did to the Jews is horrible but the "Christian Right" is dangerous and needs to be done away with.

All religion should go. Period.

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# If you don't see the parallel between yourself, Adolph Hitler, Josef Stalin and Chairman Mao.

I see mine,

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# If you think the best way to care about a disease is to wear a ribbon.

And donate to charities and raise money.

:roll:

The poll about COnservatives donating more then Liebrals didn't mean Liebrals don't donate to charity at all, you bloody Extremist.

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# If you think that pouring blood on a $1,500 fur coat is a sure-fire way to get your message across, but if anyone protests outside an abortion clinic, they're extremists!

Well, they are.

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# If you believe any of the conspiracies such as that the AIDS virus was started by the government or that certain products cause sterility in black males, but think "The X-files" is too far fetched.

......

You screw off.

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# If you use the words "right wing extremist" at least four times in any given day.

3 times, you Right-Wing Extremist.

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# If you think that the four cops who beat Rodney King should have been thrown in jail forever, but the four thugs who beat Reginald Denny should have fair justice.

No.

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# You called Vietnam Veterans "baby killers" but think that allowing a woman to suck her baby into a sink is a constitutionally protected right.

:roll: How twisted.

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# You think that Joe Camel and big tobacco are out to kill your babies, but allowing a babies brain to be sucked out of its skull when it's 1/3 of the way out of the birth canal is paramount to a free society.

You know what? Yeah. Go Abortion. Fuck ciggerettes. Your twisted logic pisses me off.

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# You think sexual harassment is rampant, date rape pervasive, and domestic violence common.

What is wrong with you? DO you actually beleive that?

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# You pale at the execution of child killers, but defend the killing of unborn children as an expression of choice.

:roll: Yes. Yes I fucking do.

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# You think trees have feelings, animals can conceptualize and the fetus is a blob of protoplasm.

Such twisted information... How about this one?

Your Conservative if you like to twist the fuck out of information with screwed up metaphores.

Yes by the way.

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# You wear a red ribbon to show your support for a cure for AIDS but oppose all animal experimentation needed to find that cure

Actually, no, If you need to kill an animal to save a humans life, then fucking kill them.

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# If you hear a news report of a man beat nearly to death because he is a minority or gay and you rally about punishing the bigot who committed the terrible act BUT, if you hear a news report of a man beat nearly to death for his money, and you start talking about the poor disadvantaged person who is forced to commit such acts to survive.

No.

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# You think a moment of silent prayer at the beginning of the school day constitutes government indoctrination and an intrusion on parental authority, while sex education, condom distribution and multiculturalism are values-neutral.

:roll:

Sure, why the fuck not.

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# You agonize over threats to the natural environment (acid rain, toxic waste) but are oblivious to threats to the social environment (pornography, promiscuity, and family dissolution).

Oh, save the children. :roll:

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# You want to outlaw cigarrettes and legalize marijuana

YES!

And your point?

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# You want to legalize cocaine and outlaw handguns. You think cops are pigs and criminals are products of their environment.

Legalize cocaine? AHAHAHA, no. Cops? Keep the society straight. Crimanals? Again, no parole, no rights, no freedom. Get rid of the fucks.

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# You believe corporate profits are obscene but government spending is too low and the American people are undertaxed.

The first one yes, the second one no.

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# You see cartoons condemning religions and making fun of Christianity as funny and an expression of free speech, but think the cartoon B.C. should be banned.

I like all cartoons, no matter how offencive, and view any of them as free speech. If it was fucking Pro-Nazi, let them draw. If it was Anti-Canadian..... Well, I wouldn't read that personally.... But let them draw....

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# You think deficits are caused by tax loopholes.

No.

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# You think AIDS is spread by insufficient funding.

:| Wtf.

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# You consider the Catholic bishops noble and idealistic when they oppose capital punishment and welfare cuts but dangerous fanatics trying to legislate their theology when they defend the right to life.

I. Hate. All. Religion.

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# You attribute every minority problem to entrenched, institutional racism and the legacies of slavery and segregation.

No. Sometiems I actually sound conservative in equalising the rights of everyone (not having the mnorities having more freedom, privaliges and rights)

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# You view race riots as justifiable expressions of rage over injustice and fail to see the similarities between a black mob burning a Korean store and a white mob in the Jim Crow era lynching a black man.

Race riots? Sure. And I see simalarities, id on't see race. Minorities and Majorities should have 100% equality. Not one side getting mreo then the other. Not allowing bacl people to hate agaisnt white people anymore white people hate agianst black.

You are a fucking psycho GFPB.

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Yep, and you can sit in your garage and call yourself a car too....still doesn't make it so.

, yep, issues.

*smirk*

Mr_Canada old @ Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:41 am

lily lily:

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10. Liberals have absolutely no sense of humor. They never laugh -- they only smirk.

RoyalHighlander, figfarmer, fatbasturd, Chopper, lily, Arctic_Menace, canadian1971, Erinites, Hester, NetAbuser, The Hoser, ShepherdsDog....

How many are libs?

I'm not funny?

Mr_Canada old @ Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:46 am

lily lily:

That list is all of us who have the hilarious medal.

Oh.

Okay good.

EDIT: figfarmer has the halarious medal?

*goes to look*

Indeed he does... Well....

Yeah, I guess. He is harsh nd brash soemtimes. but sometimes he humours me.

2Cdo @ Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:46 am

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And American bashing and All Religion bashing....

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All religion should go. Period.

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3 times, you Right-Wing Extremist.

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I hate all religion

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You are a fucking psycho GFPB.

How wonderfully tolerant of you. :roll:

It must be the Liberal/NDP side of you that spews such hatred.

Mr Canada, you are an immature, irresponsible confused little man. The nonsense that is apparent in almost every single one of your posts is beneath contempt.

This one takes the cake,

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Quote:
# If you don't see the parallel between yourself, Adolph Hitler, Josef Stalin and Chairman Mao.
I see mine,

To see a parallel between yourself and three of the biggest mass murderers in history and to add a smilie shows what an ignorant fool you truly are.

Advice time, either change your outlook on life or I predict a very sorry existence. I can honestly see someone doing you some serious harm if you honestly believe half the crap you say on this site, and repeat it in the real world!

Mr_Canada old @ Sat Jan 27, 2007 9:29 am

2Cdo 2Cdo:

How wonderfully tolerant of you. :roll:

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Quote:
# If you don't see the parallel between yourself, Adolph Hitler, Josef Stalin and Chairman Mao.
I see mine,

:|

They were jokes. Except my disliek of religion.

THe last was wasd efinitly a joke. Perhaps I should have had a ';)' smilie?

What was that about Liberals having no sence of humour?

How about the other things I said?

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Race riots? Sure. And I see simalarities, id on't see race. Minorities and Majorities should have 100% equality. Not one side getting mero then the other. Not allowing black people to hate agaisnt white people anymore white people hate agianst black.

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Legalize cocaine? AHAHAHA, no. Cops? Keep the society straight. Crimanals? Again, no parole, no rights, no freedom. Get rid of the fucks.

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You just look for negative looking things? Really, what was that about the Liberals having no sence of humour?

And when I said "3 times, you Right-Wing Extremist.", how, tell me, HOW could you not see the sarcasm?

Kriist.

fire_i @ Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:41 am

2Cdo 2Cdo:

How wonderfully tolerant of you. :roll:

It must be the Liberal/NDP side of you that spews such hatred.

NDP hatred? Come on, look at Jack Layton, how could someone with a face like that hate anythingt?

On a more serious note, I draw many parallels between me and Stalin/Mao and a few between me and Hitler. Yet at the same time I sense many more differences. It's honestly impossible not to be able to draw a parallel between two people, there are just too many possibilities to pick from.

And then, don't they say that when it comes to any kind of philosophy (life philosophy, political philosophy, whatever), you have to take some and give some? Agreeing with a few of Stalin's or Mao's or Hitler's ideas doesn't mean you're a crazed killer - after all you can as well disagree with the large majority of their actions.

And, huh, Hitler's much closer to cons than libs, too. Eh.

Ripcat @ Sat Jan 27, 2007 11:00 am

2Cdo 2Cdo:

Mr Canada, you are an immature, irresponsible confused little man. The nonsense that is apparent in almost every single one of your posts is beneath contempt.

Aahhhh, the joys of being fourteen....wait till he's 15 2Cdo! :wink:

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