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Strutz @ Wed Apr 01, 2020 5:30 pm

WTF is with fucking people and their fucking perfume/after shave/cologne?

I'm essential retail and these bitches and assholes who are drenched in scent come through and their fucking fumes trigger my allergies and I have to fight to supress coughing and sneezing so that other customers don't think that I'm sick.

I'd rather smell their fucking BO.

   



raydan @ Wed Apr 01, 2020 6:05 pm

MAGA



Make Alberta Great Again



...fuck

   



herbie @ Wed Apr 01, 2020 6:37 pm

Strutz Strutz:
WTF is with fucking people and their fucking perfume/after shave/cologne?

I'm essential retail and these bitches and assholes who are drenched in scent come through and their fucking fumes trigger my allergies and I have to fight to supress coughing and sneezing so that other customers don't think that I'm sick.

I'd rather smell their fucking BO.

Not the only one. Wife hates doing till because of that, come home with hives umpteen times!
Heard tales at company parties of the "guy who smells like cat piss" and "the Lady you can smell out in the parking lot with the doors closed".
Not really as fucking funny as the fat ugly lady that doesn't want to be called Beulah anymore, wants everyone to call her BJ (puke at the very thought!)..

   



DrCaleb @ Thu Apr 02, 2020 6:15 am

herbie herbie:
Strutz Strutz:
WTF is with fucking people and their fucking perfume/after shave/cologne?

I'm essential retail and these bitches and assholes who are drenched in scent come through and their fucking fumes trigger my allergies and I have to fight to supress coughing and sneezing so that other customers don't think that I'm sick.

I'd rather smell their fucking BO.

Not the only one. Wife hates doing till because of that, come home with hives umpteen times!
Heard tales at company parties of the "guy who smells like cat piss" and "the Lady you can smell out in the parking lot with the doors closed".
Not really as fucking funny as the fat ugly lady that doesn't want to be called Beulah anymore, wants everyone to call her BJ (puke at the very thought!)..


I fucking dread having to walk into a drug store or department store where they have the fucking perfume counter right in front of the entrance, so you have no fucking choice but to be gassed as you walk in.

   



DrCaleb @ Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:59 am

Fuck I hate Windows.

Did some annual maintenance on my PC this week. Just some cleaning; take the cooling system apart, scrub the tubing, change the coolant. Put it all back together without any hardware changes - and suddenly 2 of 3 monitors don't fucking work.

And every time I plug the VR headset in, Windows makes it the fucking default screen. Which, because it's cut with a space for your nose, you can't see the whole fucking display to switch it fucking back!

After re-installing fucking drivers (that now don't let you downgrade, and won't install unless you are internet connected) I have 2 of 3 monitors fucking working - but it takes 3 minutes to shut down and gets a blue screen when you start back up.

Run the recover, reboot, another blue screen. Run, recover, ahh, it starts! Without the fucking video drivers. Fuck!

Fuck off Microsoft. It's my fucking machine, not fucking yours.

But Fedora Linux, on the same fucking machine? Flawless. Never been better.

This has been a tale of one operating system, and one fucking spyware and marketing platform.

   



herbie @ Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:11 am

Make sure to download and install Driver Upfucker so it can check for ways to fuck up your display 200 times a second!
Have a gamer buddy with the same damn problems. Video driver bullshit all the way back to XP days, every version since.

   



DrCaleb @ Sat Apr 04, 2020 11:35 am

Mine has been pretty stable lately. Just when AMD went to this V20.x.x of these fucking drivers, stability went out the fucking window.

And every time it takes 4 minutes to shut down and blue screens on startup I wonder what tomfuckery Microsoft is trying to pull this time.

   



raydan @ Sat Apr 04, 2020 11:44 am

I never get a bluescreen so the problem must be you. :wink:

   



stratos @ Mon Apr 06, 2020 6:24 am

Well that was a fucking unproductive weekend

   



DrCaleb @ Mon Apr 06, 2020 7:06 am

raydan raydan:
I never get a bluescreen so the problem must be you. :wink:


I got another bluescreen after an update yesterday. "Unhandled Kernel Exception". Not my fucking problem.

   



BartSimpson @ Mon Apr 06, 2020 10:15 am

stratos stratos:
Well that was a fucking unproductive weekend


Best weekend ever, am I right? [B-o]

   



raydan @ Mon Apr 06, 2020 10:44 am

DrCaleb DrCaleb:
raydan raydan:
I never get a bluescreen so the problem must be you. :wink:


I got another bluescreen after an update yesterday. "Unhandled Kernel Exception". Not my fucking problem.

Your Kernel, your problem.

   



MeganC @ Mon Apr 06, 2020 10:47 am

I like when my kernel gets handled! :P

   



DrCaleb @ Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:31 am

raydan raydan:
DrCaleb DrCaleb:
raydan raydan:
I never get a bluescreen so the problem must be you. :wink:


I got another bluescreen after an update yesterday. "Unhandled Kernel Exception". Not my fucking problem.

Your Kernel, your problem.


They are forcing another fucking update on me. I do not consent.

   



raydan @ Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:33 am

Didn't you fucking read the small print?

   



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