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Things to do at wal-mart While Your Spouse/Partner
Is TakingThier Sweet Time:
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"code 3" in housewares and see what happens.
5.Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7.Set up at tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillow's from the bedding department.

I'd maintain that no one should even be so close to a Wal-Mart that those activities are remotely viable.

But for those of us that have to buy diapers and ketchup with frequency, it might lessen the guilt.

Take chicken strips and soak the in bar b q sauces and wrap them in toilet paper half way and leave them all over the store on the floor.You can do the same thing with O Henry bars and Mr.Big's.

walmart is too big to be stopped...

8. Leave and shop at a local retailer...


Now thats what im talkin bout! Fuck Walmart and their low worker wages...............

Yeah they are too big to be stopped, but doesn't mean you have to shop their.

Leave Union card at random place in the store and watch management go nut

Hand out flyers with this link.

Sit in the changing rooms and scream "Where is the toilet paper!!"

You forgot to mention going into the toy department and finding a tickle-me-Elmo and punching the shit out of it.



Another one, rip open lego boxes and build a fort and trap the kiddies in it.

Dress GI Joe in Barbie clothes

Things not to do..

Go the day after Thanksgiving

hahaha some of those are great... i know it would piss them off... but at the same time alot of people that work there just wouldnt care... but they are great

Here's more to add to the list!

1. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in
2. Try on bras over top of your clothes.
3. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms
4. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles
5. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
6. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible."
7. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.
8. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
9. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
10. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
11. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

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