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fatbasturd @ Sun Mar 12, 2006 5:24 pm

A 32-year-old man had to go to hospital because he was bitten in his testicles by his girlfriend. His girlfriend has been arrested on suspicion of domestic battery.
According to police report, police officers found the bite victim nude and bleeding in the middle of the street.

After the man was bitten in his testicles by his 26-year-old girlfriend during a drunken rage, he immediately called the police.

On Thursday the woman was in the Washoe Country Jail. Bail was set to $3000.

At their home they got an altercation. The woman was drunken and started a physical fight with her boyfriend.

After the fight the man had bite wounds to his shin, inner thigh, ankle, palm and testicles. At the hospital he was treated for minor injuries.

   



Tricks @ Sun Mar 12, 2006 5:48 pm

wow, that sucks.

   



Zoraja @ Sun Mar 12, 2006 5:55 pm

what idiot would stand still long enough for her to do that???

   



RockyMtn_Girl @ Sun Mar 12, 2006 10:21 pm

What probably started out as a BJ on the way home from the bar somehow deteriorated into an out-and-out physical assault. Maybe while she was doing him he did the unthinkable and uttered another's name! :lol:

   



797 @ Sun Mar 12, 2006 10:26 pm

RockyMtn_Girl RockyMtn_Girl:
Maybe while she was doing him he did the unthinkable and uttered another's name! :lol:


lol...I did that once but I wasn't bitten for it.. :wink:

   



Stellar @ Sun Mar 12, 2006 11:23 pm

Go on...

   



797 @ Sun Mar 12, 2006 11:50 pm

Stellar Stellar:
Go on...


lol...it was a joke..

Just at the moment I yelled out "Becky"..

I don't really know anyone named Becky but damn..the look on her face was priceless... :lol:

Oh yeah...I had some real explaining to do.. :wink:

   



Zoraja @ Mon Mar 13, 2006 1:38 pm

If some guy ever did that to me I would definately be a biter, he wouldnt get his stikc back until he was done explaining.

   



Chevyanne @ Mon Mar 13, 2006 1:45 pm

I think he's better off with a "4 legged" bitch, 8O I don't think they bite as much!

   



bossdog @ Mon Mar 13, 2006 1:46 pm

I was waiting for the punchline...

"The police later found a testicle in a bowl of stale beer nuts at the couple's home. Apparently the girl didn't find the candy coating she was looking for"

   



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