Toronto drunk driver eats s**t

DUI suspect eats feces

By CP

TORONTO -- An accused drunk driver tried but failed to foil a police breathalyzer after stuffing his mouth full of feces. "I don't think alcohol alone would make you do something as disgusting as that," South Simcoe Police Insp. Tom McDonald said.

"I've never heard of anything like this before," said the 28-year police veteran.

Arrested Sunday after his Ford pickup was pulled over on a highway just outside of Barrie, the 59-year-old driver was loaded into a cruiser and taken to a police station for testing.

En route, Sgt. James Buchanan said the prisoner vomited, urinated and defecated in the rear of the car.

After arriving at the station, he said the man grabbed a handful of his own waste "and placed it in his mouth, attempting to trick the breathalyzer machine."

It didn't work, Buchanan said.

The motorist was charged with impaired driving, plus driving with more than 80 mg of alcohol in 100 ml of blood in his system.

"This fellow was in dire need of help. It's bizarre, but the effects of alcohol can make people do strange things," McDonald said

The cruiser took two hours to clean and "it's back on the road."

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LMAO I posted thatnin the news links a few days ago,, what a loser huh??

that is narsty ! my buddy works in that area as a cop...

when i saw this i thought it was thekafilkafish, i guess not.

Hell...I coulda told him that, that doesn't work! :oops:

Just when you think there must be a limit to how stupid people can be you hear a story like this. Imagine how this schmuck must have felt about himself the morning after! :mrgreen:

Ugh, sick! He had to be on something pretty good to make him do that! Blech!!!!

Eww Dude!!! Imagine what it would be like waking up in jail and having your mouth literally taste like crap. Man, and I thought people couldn't get any stupider..........

i dont care how drunk u coul get people know the dffrence between eating shit n not... that guy is screwd up

But on the bright side, in a few years from now it will be a hell of a conversation starter for the guy. Eh...maybe not, he might just want to try and forget that it happened.

I heard that that only works if your stopped by the Military Police.

Really some guy let it slip the other day

That's nasty. Why would you do that? Being arested fro drunk driving wasn't enough? He is now going to be known for the rest of his days as the guy who ate shit. There isn't really anywhere you can go from there.

A few years ago some idiot tried to eat his undershorts to throw the SL2 tester off. wonder if this is his brother.

I've had people tell me that they have seasonally affected asthma and can't breathe when its windy out.

OK but your in the police car and there is no wind!

One guy even told me he was too stoned to blow.

Good answer. That'll get you right out out of a bad situation. I beleive it though.