US $1 BILLION "MegaMillions" lottery for 19 Oct 2018
BartSimpson @ Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:16 am
EDIT: The estimate has been increased from $900m to $970m and is expected to top $1bn by the time of the drawing on Friday!
2nd EDIT: It's official: The jackpot is now One Billion dollars!
Okay...we could actually do something serious with all this money! 
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As always, a couple rules and disclaimers:
1. Regardless if they sign on or not Trevor, Hyack, Dr. Caleb, & Strutz each get an equal share of any jackpot.
2. To qualify you must have 100 or more posts on CKA.
3. Just post in the topic and you're in!
4. Any legal reasons why you can't share in the jackpot, or why you have to pay taxes, or any other legal issue that pops up is your problem and not mine.
5. The shares of the jackpot will be equally divided among those who are qualified according to these rules and disclaimers AND who have the legal right to participate.
6. You must sign in BEFORE the draw in order to participate. No exceptions.
7. A 'jackpot' is defined as the top prize if one of our ticket(s) matches all of the winning numbers.
8. If we win a jackpot the winning ticket will be turned over to a California law firm that handles lottery disbursements. The cost of this legal representation will be equally shared by the winners.
llama66 @ Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:18 am
First!!!!!!!111!!
DrCaleb @ Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:22 am
Ninja'd! 
martin14 @ Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:23 am
Can we win one for a change please ? 
xerxes @ Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:28 am
$900m ?!?!? That’s getting up there with the Spanish El Gordo lottery.
BartSimpson @ Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:30 am
If it rolls over again it's estimated to go to $1.5bn.
And if we win that we won't be rich...we'll be fucking rich! ![[B-o]](./images/smilies/drinkup.gif "Drink up")
Thanos @ Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:34 am
Oi!
llama66 @ Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:37 am
I will finally be able to wear a top hat and monocle!
DrCaleb @ Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:45 am
Monocole polish isn't cheap!
llama66 @ Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:48 am
DrCaleb DrCaleb:
Monocole polish isn't cheap!
pfft. I'll pay some peasant to polish my monocle.
bootlegga @ Thu Oct 18, 2018 10:20 am
BartSimpson BartSimpson:
If it rolls over again it's estimated to go to $1.5bn.
And if we win that we won't be rich...we'll be fucking rich!
And if we win that we won't be rich...we'll be fucking rich!
BartSimpson @ Thu Oct 18, 2018 10:24 am
llama66 llama66:
pfft. I'll pay some peasant to polish my *Mod Edit*.
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PluggyRug @ Thu Oct 18, 2018 12:01 pm
This is the winner, I can feel it in someone else's bones. 
llama66 @ Thu Oct 18, 2018 12:08 pm
BartSimpson BartSimpson:
llama66 llama66:
pfft. I'll pay some peasant to polish my *Mod Edit*.
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Tricks @ Thu Oct 18, 2018 12:09 pm
It's kind of nuts how much that is if you put it in perspective. 1 million seconds is 11 days. 900 million seconds is 28.5 years.