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Well, shoot. Nobody won the last jackpot so the good news is that we have a shot at $253 million which would make for a nice bump to the beer budget!

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As always, a couple rules and disclaimers:

1. Regardless if he signs on or not Trevor gets an equal share of any jackpot.

2. To qualify you must have 100 or more posts on CKA.

3. Just post in the topic and you're in!

4. Any legal reasons why you can't share in the jackpot, or why you have to pay taxes, or any other legal issue that pops up is your problem and not mine.

5. The shares will be equally divided among those who are qualified according to these rules and disclaimers AND who have the legal right to participate.

6. You must sign in BEFORE the draw in order to participate. No exceptions.

7. A 'jackpot' is defined as the top prize if one of our ticket(s) matches all of the winning numbers.

   

Daddy needs a bigger archipelago!

{polishes monicole}

   

I'm in and I want minion's many minion's muhahahaha

   

Fuck yeah!

   

Some more green Bart...magic.

   

I want minions too! As long as they are bigger than Cats or it could be a mistake. Plus YELLOW!

   

I'm absolutely in!

   

Golly!

   

Minions !!

   

...and I still work for a living, so...

   

These are the only minions I want. A whole army of them.

   

Actually a while back I saw bf-109 for sale that was actually flown by Hans Joachim Marseille. For a cool $4m you own the plane of a legend. And if not I'd buy an L39 or a Mig-17 i saw for sale for about $100k.

But with my recent luck on the lotto max, all you'll win Bart is a free play.

   

I'll buy a bigger archipelago than Dr. C. Just to piss him off

   

Got all six fingers crossed on my right hand.

   

I'll just hire an army of mercs and take both of yours away!

   

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