holy cow that was a crazy night, I am a city bailiff and on occasion i have to repo cars and other things, last night holy S##t, i arrive at the palace i will refer ti as a house, I pull in sneak up to the vehicle in question and VIN it, Yup thats my pay cheque in front of me, so I pull keys the financial institution gave me and find out the door will not open so i walk to truck and grab slim jim (not first time for this) so as i am standing beside car my partner is in the truck in case things go off the rails, All of a sudden i hear the clank of a door so i look up at front door to see it opening, Well this is where it gets a little off the rails as i call it, A freekn dog runs out barking and showing its teeth so i jump on the roof of the car, well i inform the lady in the door if the dog bites me it will only go bad for her and her family but she dont care and is screaming like a freekn fire truck siren, getting louder by the minute how i am stealing her car, I tell her i have repo papers in the truck that at this moment has my partner inside with door lock for some stupid ass reason, So i decide to try to beat the dog to the truck about 30 feet from me so i jump off roof of car and run my ass off to the truck door it is fukn locked, i yell at partner to open door but its to late the fukn dog bites me on my god dam ass, I turn towards dog and grab it by the ears and pull its head back and i am telling the lady her dog is about to die, I am very close to jamming my thumbs in this angry dogs eyes to make it stop so the owner of the vehicle comes running at me let my dog go, NOPE not doing that the bite i got hurts like hell, (yes on my ass) ... so i am struggling with a dog trying to get me and all of a sudden the lady starts clawing at my face with her nails yelling at me to let her dog go, I at this point yell for my partner to call police hoping it will calm the lady down, AGAIN NOPE she lost it, your stealing my car and are calling police on me and she digs her nails into my face deeper, FREEKN PARTNER SITS INSIDE TRUCK nice and safe (i wont say what i called him after), So i am in a situation i now want to end but i knew it was just starting, so this screaming lady now has a husband running out the door ( thank god im in Canada no guns came out) the husband comes running up pulls the wife off my face and punches me right in my nose, so its now bleeding and i am all cut up from the wife's nails, i take a swing back at him (yes my nose was just surgically fixed) but with my eyes tearing up and my face on fire i couldn't think or do much my swing misses by a mile, finally my partner comes out of truck with a tire iron and the husband backs away from me, My partner knowing i just had surgery helps me off the ground and into the truck just as the officers are arriving so we are all ordered by guns to lay on the ground face down, i try but am very dizzy and confused so i kneel with hands raised blood running down face and chest .... offers order me to stay still and comes to cuff me,so i ask plz let me lay down on my back or sit in the truck, so after a few very long seconds the officer lets me up and sit inside truck because they where aware of the repo happening and also by this time figured out i was part of the bailiff team from the city, So i am now sitting in truck bleeding and in pain and the ambulance shows up as well as my direct boss with the city, they force me to go to hospital which i was anyways, So at hospital for 7 hours and get 9 stitches on my face and also found out my new surgically repaired nose is broken and now stuffed with cotton a mile long, yes i got paid tonight long story short but i am off for at least a month and my boss is reviewing our camera footage to see what i did wrong, just the way this dam job works when your a city bailiff

   

Wow! What city?

Also I assume the couple was charged? What happened to the dog?

   

its in ontario canada and the couple were charged one with assault cause bodily harm (wife) and hubby with assault and assault with deadly weapon (dog) ,,, my ass hurts lmao , and face holy cant even explain how it burns from the nail damage, I cant see me doing any more repos only serving ppl with papers from now on OOO and home evictions

   

ooo sorry dog is on quarantine

   

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Very tough read. That sound like a brutal night. Hope make a speedy and full recovery.

   

lost most of that when i got in accident in 2013, also still learning many words did not relize grammer police out here .... holy

   

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No worries. Glad to see you're on the road to recovery!

   

Yeah OMG freaking thought I was having a rough night / day with working 18hrs. I'll take my rough night over your night any time. I hope you get better fast. Dude so sorry for such a screwed up situation you found yourself in.