Whats the best position
newbornkefka @ Sun May 01, 2005 7:53 pm
are there rules for that sort of thing
Tman1 @ Sun May 01, 2005 7:59 pm
Canadaka Canadaka:
no would not be a porn forum. a forum to talk about more adult oriented topics and sex topics.
So would I be able to post some images, not porn?
newbornkefka @ Sun May 01, 2005 8:01 pm
I hope they are pics of sexy sexy women
canucker @ Sun May 01, 2005 8:04 pm
You sound very horny there newbornkefka... 
Tman1 @ Sun May 01, 2005 8:04 pm
Well ok here goes, someone can delete them if they are too offending.
newbornkefka @ Sun May 01, 2005 8:07 pm
i may be horny but i get to go home to my sexy girlfriend and her girfriend and fave some fun fun fun 
Pimpbrewski @ Sun May 01, 2005 8:12 pm
flyman01 flyman01:
SPERM BANK ROBBERY
A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your f*****g head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.
"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"
"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.
"Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down.
"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.......
"Not that f*****g difficult is it?" he says
A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your f*****g head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.
"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"
"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.
"Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down.
"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.......
"Not that f*****g difficult is it?" he says
Man I was laughing when I read this..... Pretty fun stuff.
If you got some more, maybe post them in ``The joke of the day`` thread. I know that I did post some jokes there.
newbornkefka @ Sun May 01, 2005 8:14 pm
oh man i am going to send this to as many people as posible
man this is some funny s**t
Constantinople @ Sun May 01, 2005 8:16 pm
flyman01 flyman01:
SPERM BANK ROBBERY
A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your f*****g head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.
"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"
"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.
"Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down.
"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.......
"Not that f*****g difficult is it?" he says
A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your f*****g head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.
"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"
"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.
"Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down.
"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.......
"Not that f*****g difficult is it?" he says
The implied violence in forcing her to do that is kind of disgusting.
newbornkefka @ Sun May 01, 2005 8:17 pm
But it is still f*****g funny
Constantinople @ Sun May 01, 2005 8:18 pm
newbornkefka newbornkefka:
But it is still f*****g funny
Only if you like sexual violence against women.
Tman1 @ Sun May 01, 2005 8:19 pm
Also off topic.
Pimpbrewski @ Sun May 01, 2005 8:24 pm
I just thought it was funny, but now I see your point. Did not look at it being offensive. sorry !!!!
canucker @ Sun May 01, 2005 8:26 pm
Doesn't offend me. I know it's a joke.
newbornkefka @ Sun May 01, 2005 8:26 pm
well i say sorry to all and to all women
i was only looking at it from one side
sorry 