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Ahh.. my engineering skills come in handy... we'll build an artesian bidet!!!

   

Damn Artesian terrorists. (thinly veiled Back to The Future reference). But ohhhh! would that bidet be cold! <img align=absmiddle src='images/smilies/redface.gif' alt='Oops!'> <br /> <br />Ok, we're all Ivan Desisovitch. We've got beer, nuts, campfire and Kayaks. Perhaps a real Mongolian party too. We'll need some salt port and fish to hold us through the winter. <br /> <br />How do we get off this rock? I say wait till winter, and walk to Greenland. Use the kayaks, and we'll be in Ireland by spring! But, they'll expect that, see! So we go North! We go North so far, we start going south! Murmansk, here we come! <br /> <br />Then we get to graduate from beer to Vodka!! <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />

   

After I nominated Paul Celluci as our top recruiter for Vive, he was delighted and agreed to supply us with American beer and further challenge our sovereingty against basic human needs. I had to trade the network marketing rights of icefloes for this concession. <br />It is unclear if he will join us on the Baffin Island once the régime changes comes November the 2nd. Now will I be the first one icefloed out as a result of my beyond the scene faux-pas? And will there be a game of Survivor?

   

I'd rather drink home made then American beer, thanks anyway,actually I don't drink beer, whatever will I do? As for Paul he can find his own refuge, cause I thought, we were going to be without propaganda in our new survival environment. Unless...

   

[QUOTE BY= whelan costen] As for Paul he can find his own refuge, cause I thought, we were going to be without propaganda in our new survival environment. Unless... [/QUOTE] <br />Well if he does show up and we do buy into American cultural influence of the Survivor (he will like that!), perhaps he can be the first one icefloed out assuming we use canadian voting system technology? I was hoping the American beer would simply be rebranded from the gold old Molson Canadian and then I would send him the bill. How much more appropriate would that be for regaining canadian sovereignty? We can alternatively re-educate him and send him back only after.

   

[QUOTE BY= Reverend Blair] Have you got one of those dehydrating machines, Perturbed? I've always been intrigued by things they sell on infomercials...[/QUOTE] <br /> <br /> <br />Sorry, we'll have to by pre-dehydrated food. <img align=absmiddle src='images/smilies/lol.gif' alt='Laughing Out Loud'>

   

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