You Might Be A Jedi CANADIAN If...

After coming across a list of "You Might be a Jedi Redneck If...", I decided to write my own:

You Might Be A Jedi CANADIAN If...(the “alsocanadian” version)

-You are still in the queue for your cyborg hand.
-You keep voting for the evil emperor because "it's better the devil you know".
-Due to budget cuts, your army now consists of Jar Jar Binks and 3 thermal detonators.
-Chewbacca and Han Solo are legally married.
-You got arrested because you forgot to register your light saber.
-You don't have to worry about Jabba the Hut because he died of mad cow disease.
-You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with you, eh."
-You have ever used the force to influence hockey games.
-The majority of your fellow Jedi vote "dark side" (especially the Ontario and Toronto ones).
-You think the ice world of Hoth "ain't so cold".
-You can't actually use you light saber because it has to have a saber lock on it at all times and be locked inside a saber safe with the light in a separate locked receptacle.
-All your spacecraft have all been grounded due to the KYOTO agreement.
-You were refused a position on the Jedi council because weren't fluently bilingual.
-Your Ewoks build dams.
-You believe the Death Star is only destroying planets because of its history of poverty, and if you are nice to it, it will go away.
-All pod racing advertising contracts went to friends of the Emperor.
-You have used your lightsaber as a source of heat.
-You have used your lightsaber to cut the blocks of ice for your igloo.
-You have sliced open a moose to escape the harsh cold of the averageCanadian winter.
-Your lightsaber has a bottle opener on it.
-The storm troopers raiding your home and place of business wear a red serge.

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I guess I'm a Jedi Canadian then :wink:

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With a name like Arctic Menace, how could ya NOT be!

You're landspeeder rusted out because of winter road salt.

You wipe your butt with newspapers since all the good softwood pulp for toilet paper goes to the USA, and then the Americans complain about getting high quality, cheap softwood pulp. :roll:

Hoth is nice and warm actually. They just showed Hoth during the winter. Its a tropical paradise in mid July.

i am the jedi king bow before me

I think the Sith are already in charge :wink:

Most people think Harper is more like a droid...