Because he is funny.
Two
Because it might shut the miserable bastard up...
Not a chance he shuts up, but 3rd anyways
4th
Sometimes a weird sense of humor but usually in a good way.
5th his swordplay is pretty good.
6th the undisguised, and unabashed manic element is endearing.
7th
Just needs one more if I counted right.
Be that special someone!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIGHT !
Done. If he wants it.
Bwahaha Thanos....I got the sociopath medal before you did....pussy
Like all great comedians I always steal my stuff from much better performers. Such is the life of a eternal class clown.
PS: I would have much preferred "Hitlarious".