** WARNING - VERY Explicit Content **

If you don't want to read them... fucking leave!!!

LMAO

Here we go.........

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?"

Mary had a little lamb,
She kept in her backyard.
When she took her panties off
His wooly dick got hard.

Little Boy Blue -
He needed the money.

Rub a Dub Dub
Three men in a tub.
Faggots have threesomes, too-
So fuckin' what.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I fucked your mother's ass
And she had you.

Hickory Dickory Dock.
My balls fell out of my jock.
I laid them to rest
On some hooker's chest
And paddled her face with my cock.

Roll, roll, roll your cute
Gently down my prick.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Then you'll suck my dick.

[marq=left]Diceman Rules!!! Diceman Rules!!! Diceman Rules!!![/marq]

   

Well I have a few of my own
Fats fucked up rhymes.


Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And she crushed it's fucking head with her spoon
Hickory Dickory Dock.
some bitch was sucking my cock
at a quater to two
i blew my goo and droped her off
at the next block

Peter Peter pumkin eater
had a wife and liked to beater
and one night when he went to eater
he couldn't
because the bitch didn't wash.

Mary mary quite contrary
how does your garden grow
silver bells and cockle shells
and sixty pounds of pig shit

jack be nimble
jack be quick
jack didn't jump high enough
and guess what he burnt

little Jack Horner
sat in the corner
eating his christmas pie
stuck in his thumb
pulled out a plum
and said...fuck I thought it was apple.



Mary had a little lamb,
it's fleece as black as coal
every time it jumped a fence
you could see it's pink
ASS HOLE!

   

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Well that's just fucking great.... we're all glad that you approve!!!
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