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I Need To Attract My Ex Boyfriend Back - What Can I Do?

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Kingangel200 @ Fri Jul 20, 2012 10:19 pm

I have been together with my ex boyfriend for 5 years and we were already making plans to get married before we broke up recently. I like to admit that we did have our differences and we had a few fights often but we always got out of it. About 3 weeks ago, I literarily caught him flirting with a very close friend of mine, it’s totally unacceptable to me and that led to a separation. We broke up after that incident and I told him I never want to see him again. At this moment, it’s barely two weeks ago and I miss him already. How can I make my boyfriend to get interested I me again? Help somebody, I don’t want to lose my ex boyfriend to any gold digger. I want to know how to attract my boyfriend to me again, Can anyone give me useful advice and tell me what to do. I need to know how to win his heart get my ex back into my life? I called him several times and he would not even pick up his phone. I don’t care if I have to use psychological tricks or tips advice to win back his heart after the break up. Everything I’ve tried to do seems not to be working. I love my boyfriend, he loved me and I don’t know what to do or say. He was the one who cheated on me and I’m to forgive him. But he didn’t even try to reconcile. I know he loves me, but my best friend whom he flirted with is trying to steal my boyfriend away from me. Why won’t my ex boyfriend call me back? Please help, I need to reconnect and reunite our relationship. Thank you

   



Gunnair @ Fri Jul 20, 2012 10:21 pm

Spam job. Make sure the spam is warm and oil up your paws.

   



Thanos @ Fri Jul 20, 2012 10:22 pm

Hacking his computer so that all his bookmarked links and favourites automatically go to Goatse would seem to be a good way to attract his attention.

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ShepherdsDog @ Fri Jul 20, 2012 10:26 pm

Gee...I thought you were going to offer her your services to make him jealous.

   



Regina @ Fri Jul 20, 2012 10:28 pm

NIGERIA, LAGOS, LAGOS
Now you know where those emails come from.

   



saturn_656 @ Fri Jul 20, 2012 10:37 pm

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Regina @ Fri Jul 20, 2012 10:43 pm

:lol:

   



ShepherdsDog @ Sat Jul 21, 2012 4:22 am

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raydan @ Sat Jul 21, 2012 4:55 am

Tell him you're pregnant
Stalk him
Shotgun wedding
Send dirty emails/photos
A 3-some with him and your BFF
Kidnap him

2 words... breast augmentation 8O

   



sandorski @ Wed Aug 22, 2012 3:45 am

I find that sacrificing Virgins to Lucifer works all the time, every time.

   



ShepherdsDog @ Wed Aug 22, 2012 3:47 am

So the prophet told you to let him have anal? Maaaaaaan 8O

sandorski sandorski:
I find that sacrificing Virgins to Lucifer works all the time, every time.


Seriously, how many of your exes are still out there, so some others can try this technique out? :twisted:

   



raydan @ Wed Aug 22, 2012 4:04 am

I'm sure she had bigger tits installed.

   



EyeBrock @ Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:26 am

Maybe you should try some nice new Aluminum Custom Cabinetry doors?

   



2Cdo @ Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:13 am

EyeBrock EyeBrock:
Maybe you should try some nice new Aluminum Custom Cabinetry doors?


ROTFL

   



Brenda @ Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:16 am

raydan raydan:
I'm sure she had bigger tits installed.

Who says it is a SHE? :twisted:

   



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