This is a poem I made of why "Hockey is better than sex". Some of the reasons in the poem I took from a list but changed to rhyme. And some of these reasons I came up on my own. Enjoy!

Here are the reasons why hockey is better than sex

Your parents can watch and cheer for you when you score
You can play with many people and your not a whore

You can choose the size of stick that you want to use
And your stick stays hard when you pissed drunk off booze

Periods only last for 20 minutes at a time
And Hooking is not a federal crime

The protective equipment you wear can be reused again
You cant get an STD by sharing the box with other men

Women can wear a visor so they don't get anything in their eyes
After your finished you can brag about the game to the guys

It doesn't matter if your ugly, you can still play the game
If your playing badly you have other teamates to blame

You have a proffesional coach to show you what to do
Games are guaranteed to last an hour not a minute or two

In hockey It's not rare to see a two on one play
It's not illegal to get paid for playing a game

If you go to sleep after a game no one will cry
If a player gets tired they can change on the fly


Dennis
22/Manitoba

   

LMFAO!