Jehovah's Witness

MMMMMMm chicken salad... care to share. I guess I generalized, but my bro says Jesus was a prophet and not the son of God etc. As you said. I agree with your God Mother.. religion is personal..

Hm, I'm not antireligious or something like that, but, I hate them, maybe not as them as things they do, they stop you on the street saying "How do you prepare for tomorrow end of the world?", going to your house, put at your mail box different papers and other things. Almost 2 yers ago at one morning one of them call to my doors and asked me if I want to listen her prath, I've said that I'm another religion, it's not interesting for me and went to the kitchen. After about half of an hour I was goint near the hall doors, and saw that she was still standing there and telling a prath. It's great that they are so religious, it teaches nothing bad, but I don't need it I have another one, they can't understand it!

I had one that kept bugging me about 2-3 times a week. I guess out of desperation, he thought he'd try sending 2 nice looking young ladies to my door. Well when they knocked, I KNEW they HAD to be from the JW, so I invited them in, asked them if they were the 2 hookers I ordered and began undressing. They couldn't get out the door fast enough :lol:

FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY

In Florida , an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days.
He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring,"Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays.."

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."

The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."

The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.
Court is adjourned.."; You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!

Whenever a JW comes to my door I always tell them I'm a pagan, then ask them if they want to be the ritual sacrifice. Needless to say they don't come around anymore.

Damn, I almost had a cute JW girl for a girlfriend. Was to the point I was winning family over to normalism.

Then my family pissed theirs off. went all bad-news from there. Probs for the best though. :lol:

I am wondering what techniques the jw's use to get the followers so totally hooked? It's not like they are held in a compound karesh style, but they seem completely sold over to this cult much in the same way as Mormons. I just don't get it. By the way, I know of some very seemingly intelligent ppl who belong.