Top 100 quotes made by Religious Fanatics
xerxes @ Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:47 pm
This is probably the saddest one I've seen so far:
$1:
Just recently my son Bobby came out to me. I had been worried for awhile. His teachers said most of his grades were slipping and he seemed depressed and withdrawn.
Bobby said he'd been hiding it for awhile because he was afraid I would reject him. I sat him down and told him that I loved him and that God loved him, but that his salvation was in danger if he did not resist his unnatural tempations. I told him how being gay would mean he would live a shorter life, and that if he couldnt change his orientation he could be celibate like most the ex-gays are. He started crying saying something along the lines of "I knew you wouldnt understand! You're just like everyone else!" before running to his room and slamming the door.
What did I do wrong? I dont want to lose my son, but I fear I already have. I talked it over with his therapist, who had the ludicrous idea that homosexuality was unchangable and that trying to repress could lead to lots of psychological damage (I've dropped him and will try to be finding another therapist with more moral beliefs). I wouldnt be surprised if he's the one who's feeding my son all the homosexual propaganda about how its 'ok' to be gay. That, or how homosexuality has engulfed the media, making it seem 'cool' and 'hip' and how they were just another oppressed minority. You didnt have to worry about seeing two men making out on tv at my age! I dont want to sound like a fanatic, but Im worried what other effects will come out of this increasingly secular, immoral society obsessed with filth.
Am I too late? Or is it possible to save my son
[Note: the boy eventually took his own life.]
Bobby said he'd been hiding it for awhile because he was afraid I would reject him. I sat him down and told him that I loved him and that God loved him, but that his salvation was in danger if he did not resist his unnatural tempations. I told him how being gay would mean he would live a shorter life, and that if he couldnt change his orientation he could be celibate like most the ex-gays are. He started crying saying something along the lines of "I knew you wouldnt understand! You're just like everyone else!" before running to his room and slamming the door.
What did I do wrong? I dont want to lose my son, but I fear I already have. I talked it over with his therapist, who had the ludicrous idea that homosexuality was unchangable and that trying to repress could lead to lots of psychological damage (I've dropped him and will try to be finding another therapist with more moral beliefs). I wouldnt be surprised if he's the one who's feeding my son all the homosexual propaganda about how its 'ok' to be gay. That, or how homosexuality has engulfed the media, making it seem 'cool' and 'hip' and how they were just another oppressed minority. You didnt have to worry about seeing two men making out on tv at my age! I dont want to sound like a fanatic, but Im worried what other effects will come out of this increasingly secular, immoral society obsessed with filth.
Am I too late? Or is it possible to save my son
[Note: the boy eventually took his own life.]
And this is the most humorous:
$1:
[Reviewing the 2007 film, Transformers]
I was only able to watch the first 20 minutes of this garbage before I had to turn off the movie. Presumably it's made for kids, but I think any parent who let's their kid watch this poison is guilty of child abuse. This movie is all about cultural subversion, about the continued destruction of this formerly white Christian nation; the action is only the vehicle for the movie's true purpose. This movie will bombard your child with inappropriate and unnecessary sexual innuendo, anti-Christian jokes (a snide, 'what would Jesus say?' remark by the Jewish actor "LaBeouf"), and other garbage. I'm sure the script writers were choking on their bagels with laughter as they wrote this crap. Not only should you not waste your time and money on this movie, you should be ashamed that you financially supported your own humiliatio
I was only able to watch the first 20 minutes of this garbage before I had to turn off the movie. Presumably it's made for kids, but I think any parent who let's their kid watch this poison is guilty of child abuse. This movie is all about cultural subversion, about the continued destruction of this formerly white Christian nation; the action is only the vehicle for the movie's true purpose. This movie will bombard your child with inappropriate and unnecessary sexual innuendo, anti-Christian jokes (a snide, 'what would Jesus say?' remark by the Jewish actor "LaBeouf"), and other garbage. I'm sure the script writers were choking on their bagels with laughter as they wrote this crap. Not only should you not waste your time and money on this movie, you should be ashamed that you financially supported your own humiliatio
OPP @ Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:54 pm
xerxes xerxes:
This is probably the saddest one I've seen so far:
$1:
Just recently my son Bobby came out to me. I had been worried for awhile. His teachers said most of his grades were slipping and he seemed depressed and withdrawn.
Bobby said he'd been hiding it for awhile because he was afraid I would reject him. I sat him down and told him that I loved him and that God loved him, but that his salvation was in danger if he did not resist his unnatural tempations. I told him how being gay would mean he would live a shorter life, and that if he couldnt change his orientation he could be celibate like most the ex-gays are. He started crying saying something along the lines of "I knew you wouldnt understand! You're just like everyone else!" before running to his room and slamming the door.
What did I do wrong? I dont want to lose my son, but I fear I already have. I talked it over with his therapist, who had the ludicrous idea that homosexuality was unchangable and that trying to repress could lead to lots of psychological damage (I've dropped him and will try to be finding another therapist with more moral beliefs). I wouldnt be surprised if he's the one who's feeding my son all the homosexual propaganda about how its 'ok' to be gay. That, or how homosexuality has engulfed the media, making it seem 'cool' and 'hip' and how they were just another oppressed minority. You didnt have to worry about seeing two men making out on tv at my age! I dont want to sound like a fanatic, but Im worried what other effects will come out of this increasingly secular, immoral society obsessed with filth.
Am I too late? Or is it possible to save my son
[Note: the boy eventually took his own life.]
Bobby said he'd been hiding it for awhile because he was afraid I would reject him. I sat him down and told him that I loved him and that God loved him, but that his salvation was in danger if he did not resist his unnatural tempations. I told him how being gay would mean he would live a shorter life, and that if he couldnt change his orientation he could be celibate like most the ex-gays are. He started crying saying something along the lines of "I knew you wouldnt understand! You're just like everyone else!" before running to his room and slamming the door.
What did I do wrong? I dont want to lose my son, but I fear I already have. I talked it over with his therapist, who had the ludicrous idea that homosexuality was unchangable and that trying to repress could lead to lots of psychological damage (I've dropped him and will try to be finding another therapist with more moral beliefs). I wouldnt be surprised if he's the one who's feeding my son all the homosexual propaganda about how its 'ok' to be gay. That, or how homosexuality has engulfed the media, making it seem 'cool' and 'hip' and how they were just another oppressed minority. You didnt have to worry about seeing two men making out on tv at my age! I dont want to sound like a fanatic, but Im worried what other effects will come out of this increasingly secular, immoral society obsessed with filth.
Am I too late? Or is it possible to save my son
[Note: the boy eventually took his own life.]
Yeah, read that one too and I thought about commenting. It was so obvious what the outcome would be.
I have pity for the son but absolutely none for the mother.
TheQuietKidd @ Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:21 pm
Most of these are pretty funny, but I've got to agree with those that assume that many of these weren't said by actual Christians (check the other thread on this, although I believe it was Bart... not sure though). Some of them are just too stupid and too obvious (the one about a fundie saying "fuck") that they aren't true. But if nothing else, they're a funny rendition of what we see from some of them crazy fuckers.
Durandal @ Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:22 pm
OPP OPP:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
$1:
I am a bit troubled [...] My son is only 16 [...] he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God!
And then the lucky 16-yrs-old girl gets p.. p.. pre.. preagnant.. oups.. and they are both still in high school.. double oups..
$1:
She's eather a complete idiot or this is the worst case of denial I've seen.
She's a good mother, and God bless her.
TheQuietKidd @ Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:23 pm
Durandal Durandal:
OPP OPP:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
$1:
I am a bit troubled [...] My son is only 16 [...] he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God!
And then the lucky 16-yrs-old girl gets p.. p.. pre.. preagnant.. oups.. and they are both still in hight school.. double oups..
$1:
She's eather a complete idiot or this is the worst case of denial I've seen.
She's a good mother, and God bless her.
No chance of preggie teen showin' up at her door.
OPP @ Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:29 pm
Durandal Durandal:
OPP OPP:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
$1:
I am a bit troubled [...] My son is only 16 [...] he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God!
And then the lucky 16-yrs-old girl gets p.. p.. pre.. preagnant.. oups.. and they are both still in high school.. double oups..
$1:
She's eather a complete idiot or this is the worst case of denial I've seen.
She's a good mother, and God bless her.
Don't tell me.. You're a believer *slash* denier.
Why did you censor the quote?
A good mother? Any good mother would see right through that and help him survive the emotional turmoil he must be going through as a HOMOSEXUAL 16 year old kid.
OPP @ Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:29 pm
TheQuietKidd TheQuietKidd:
Durandal Durandal:
OPP OPP:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
$1:
I am a bit troubled [...] My son is only 16 [...] he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God!
And then the lucky 16-yrs-old girl gets p.. p.. pre.. preagnant.. oups.. and they are both still in hight school.. double oups..
$1:
She's eather a complete idiot or this is the worst case of denial I've seen.
She's a good mother, and God bless her.
No chance of preggie teen showin' up at her door.
AMEN to that.
Durandal @ Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:34 pm
OPP OPP:
Why did you censor the quote?
I focused on the parts that were the most important to simplify things.
> 16
> dating (et plus si afinitées) in secret
$1:
A good mother? Any good mother would see right through that and help him survive the emotional turmoil he must be going through as a HOMOSEXUAL 16 year old kid.
Sounds like she said girl. But hey if it was boy-boy it would be one more reason to pray.
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Tricks @ Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:35 pm
Durandal Durandal:
OPP OPP:
Why did you censor the quote?
I focused on the parts that were the most important to simplify things.
> 16
> dating (et plus si afinitées) in secret
$1:
A good mother? Any good mother would see right through that and help him survive the emotional turmoil he must be going through as a HOMOSEXUAL 16 year old kid.
Sounds like she said girl. But hey if it was boy-boy it would be one more reason to pray.
OPP @ Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:38 pm
Durandal Durandal:
OPP OPP:
Why did you censor the quote?
I focused on the parts that were the most important to simplify things.
> 16
> dating (et plus si afinitées) in secret
You simplified things, alright.
Durandal @ Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:41 pm
Tricks Tricks:
Wow are you actually this stupid?
According pop culture & sexual libertarians morality, yes, I qualify as "stupid".
Brenda @ Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:43 pm
Durandal Durandal:
Tricks Tricks:
Wow are you actually this stupid?
According pop culture & sexual libertarians morality, yes, I qualify as "stupid".
What is sexual liberal about homosexuality?
OPP @ Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:45 pm
Durandal Durandal:
Tricks Tricks:
Wow are you actually this stupid?
According pop culture & sexual libertarians morality, yes, I qualify as "stupid".
haha Man.. Do you wear suspenders? Some how that's how I pictured you..?
TheQuietKidd @ Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:52 pm
Durandal Durandal:
OPP OPP:
Why did you censor the quote?
I focused on the parts that were the most important to simplify things.
> 16
> dating (et plus si afinitées) in secret
$1:
A good mother? Any good mother would see right through that and help him survive the emotional turmoil he must be going through as a HOMOSEXUAL 16 year old kid.
Sounds like she said girl. But hey if it was boy-boy it would be one more reason to pray.
I regret to inform you that the young man mentioned in story would be gay.
BartSimpson @ Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:41 pm
DrCaleb DrCaleb:
"Abbas: What would you say to the man who says that his thought life is private and doesn't affect anyone else? "
Someone we know?
Someone we know?
Most likely.